One time there was a man stuck on a deserted island. He had food, water, but no women. There were times this man was so horny that not even masturbating was enough. He wanted the real thing. Soon out on another part of the island, he stumbles on to a living,breathing goat. He looks at the goat with sexual,desirable eyes. Only one thing went through his head. "I want to fuck that goat,"he said out loud. He tried to catch that goat. Day after day and night after night. The goat was just to fast and hard to grab "Fuck this," he yelled, "fuck everything ill just go gay, dame it"! A few days pass as he walks along the shore line,looking for any boats passing by. His skin crawls with excitement as he spots something laying on the shore sands. As he gets closer, he couldnt believe his eyes. A beautiful mermaid was covered in a fishers net and it appeared to be dying from the suns hot rays. He helps her take off the net and could finally see her clearly. Soft peach skin, eyes like sapphire, black hair as dark as night with water droplets as stars, breasts that would make any mans mouth water, and a tail fin that changed in all colors from the sun. Her mouth was dry and could only point to the sea. He lifts her up and into the warm waters. Like magic she starts to regain her strength as she slowly approaches him. Smiling she says,"Thank you for saving me. I would've died if you hadn't come to my aid. I have the power to grant you one wish and only one." "Anything,"he asked? "Yes, my hero, anything"!! He holds her firmly as if he was going to confess his dying love to this amazing being. He leans forward holding her chin as if to kiss her and say..... "Help me catch that fuckin goat"!!