OpalShadow Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 First ever Naked Geek Race. We're looking for participants for the Naked Geek Race. All you have to do is show up at the beach naked, wearing a bow tie, glasses (not sunglasses) and any hat or ears of your choice. Underwear is optional for those that just can't bare it all. A map marking the course will be coming soon! Remember the sharks, if they touch you, you're shark meat and you have to return to shore and start over. 2 Races, 3 laps each, runners must dive off the end of the pier on the last lap. The winners will go on to the final race. Date and Time: November 22 at 5PM EST Time zonesLocation: The Beach Prize: bragging rights and title Naked Geek Race Champion Gotta have RULES! -feel free to suggest any rule you think will make this game more awesomerer or if you don't like a rule we might change it...maybe 1. No kissing the runners- they'll be slobering at the time2. No cuddling the runners- a sweaty geek is never good3. Tripping other runners is cool if you can manage it.4. Stay on the freakin' course! No shortcuts! Mind the poles (markers) they'll be green. For safety reasons they will be in their undies.5. Spectator, as a courtesy don't send partner invites or friend requests to runners, that will trip 'em up for sure...well, yeah, go ahead and send partner invites and shizz LOL. Cold invite the crap out of those geeks.6. If the cops, sharks or markers lose sight of you even for a second that means the sharks ate you and you have to go back to shore. Sexy female cops will be patrolling to ensure that no geek is breaking the rules. Any geek caught breaking rules will be cuffed, gagged and hauled away for interrogation and torture. WARNINGAll geeks be advised, there will be sharks in the water, you must avoid sharks at all cost and still remain in the race. They will eat you! To be continued.. NIKON, Delorian, IgorTristan and 11 others 14
Macca Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 LOL.. Sounds awesome!! I may just have to log in for 5 minutes to participate in this..
OpalShadow Posted November 2, 2014 Author Posted November 2, 2014 It is gonna be crazy awesome Macca!
Abbey Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Funny idea should be a event to laugh about for all those that are participating. Good luck may beach prove to not be too wet for all you runners OpalShadow 1
Adara Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Sounds like fun! Talia, yf745, Ziki and 5 others 8
Ginevra Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 glasses? ehm i'm half blind but still don't use them *giggles*. i'll be there
Camden Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Great idea! Sounds like a lot of fun! I will be there with glasses on OpalShadow 1
Delorian Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 You know i'll be there. Winning and stuff.. OpalShadow 1
Guest Twiggy Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 You can count me in, sounds like a blast. OpalShadow 1
Hawtz Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Let me know when and I may be able to make it OpalShadow 1
MikeyZA Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 If any of the guys need, I'll be selling duct tape strips so that nothing flaps around during the run, could be distracting to fellow participants Hera, Hudson, Playme and 3 others 6
robo Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 MM I am in, not sure of going completely naked though ...as long as the waters not too cold!!!!...I want to avoid mass public shrinkage and voice sounding like a girl for the next day....mmm...that maybe a change for the better..lol...hehe...but other then that...Bring on the competition ForOnlyOne 1
Shanti Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Me thinks our friend Opal, wanted an excuse to see naked men running around... ~grins RUN 3DXCHATTERS RUN OpalShadow and Chilles 2
OpalShadow Posted November 4, 2014 Author Posted November 4, 2014 You know i'll be there. Winning and stuff.. LOL
OpalShadow Posted November 4, 2014 Author Posted November 4, 2014 LOL This will be me Omg! Might need penis slings! LOL
OpalShadow Posted November 4, 2014 Author Posted November 4, 2014 You know i'll be there. Winning and stuff.. And neck braces! Lol
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now