Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 ...haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashbash Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Hmm, what is the post about Briana? Shanti, CathyDeeFox and pashion 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunBug Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 JaxTellerSOA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 Jokes please...I wanna laugh a bit...toxicallysweet she's great in it you know haha! come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilou Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Threat about jokes ? ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilou Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 It´s not a Joke but its funny Briana and LanaLove 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashion Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Im confused JunBug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 Im confusedconfused? make me laugh...please...just say a joke...or link a funny video as Lilou did.why not? No jokes ,no fun. too serious are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LanaLove Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Even the Doctor couldn't piece this one together pashion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skully Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 oh boy ... kind of primitive peoples around... dont get what she wants... A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,“That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Briana, AverageNobody and Wine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skully Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size." Briana and AverageNobody 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eddster Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I'm "laughting" alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRUS Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 LanaLove 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToxicallySweet Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" Wine, AverageNobody, Briana and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToxicallySweet Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" Wine, AverageNobody, Briana and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToxicallySweet Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Is that enough or you want more lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanaLove Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" Briana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanaLove Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” Wine and Briana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 Is that enough or you want more lol.More more more!!! ha! ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 ok...just stay confuse in that case..pfff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 confused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToxicallySweet Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” xMaceyx and TheGreatNyeh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wow... you just acted as if you're queen and you made all the little jesters dance for your amusement. *Gives you a thumbs up.* Great work, Briana. Proud of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briana Posted June 25, 2015 Author Share Posted June 25, 2015 Wow... you just acted as if you're queen and you made all the little jesters dance for your amusement. *Gives you a thumbs up.* Great work, Briana. Proud of you.Just imagine when I ask for taking me on multiple sex pose in game...ha!ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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