CatBurglar

this is old but still very sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8WZ-Ba-gps

When I talk to a man ill say " How's it hanging " and if they respond to me saying "limp and to the left" then I want to know more  
 
When I talk to a woman ill say " Hi sweetie Im Cat I like your profile " then proceed to telling them what I like in their profile 
 
 here some free advice if you profile says I Love 3dxchat your not going to make many friends so you should just hang out with the sexbots in your room 

Ill be the first one to admit that i'm not much of a RPer I don't have the talent for it .
it take's a certain kind of person to pull it off . I'm more interested in knowing the person
behind the mask. As for the sex I just try and express what I would like to be doing in RL
and if i say "circling my tongue around the tip of your cock" or " holding your clit between
my lips and moving my tongue back and forth " more than once in a love making session
it's because that's what I want to be doing.
what works best for me is let me do what i want to you and you just sit back and enjoy, however it is a two way street, let me sit back and enjoy what you do to me.  

Congo Rats   Whoo Hoo  

Congo Rats   Whoo Hoo  

Ill be the first one to admit that i'm not much of a RPer I don't have the talent for it .
it take's a certain kind of person to pull it off . I'm more interested in knowing the person
behind the mask. As for the sex I just try and express what I would like to be doing in RL
and if i say "circling my tongue around the tip of your cock" or " holding your clit between
my lips and moving my tongue back and forth " more than once in a love making session
it's because that's what I want to be doing.
what works best for me is let me do what i want to you and you just sit back and enjoy, however it is a two way street, let me sit back and enjoy what you do to me.  

Are those really your legs or are you riding a chicken 
 

"smile"

Beginning!   

When I talk to a man ill say " How's it hanging " and if they respond to me saying "limp and to the left" then I want to know more  
 
When I talk to a woman ill say " Hi sweetie Im Cat I like your profile " then proceed to telling them what I like in their profile 
 
 here some free advice if you profile says I Love 3dxchat your not going to make many friends so you should just hang out with the sexbots in your room 

God approaches a Priest on his death bed and sats, "You have served me so well your whole life is there any thing I can do for you before you die?"
 
Priest replies, "I always wanted to take a road trip a crossed the Pacific ocean"
 
God thinks on this for a moment than explains how difficult it would be to build a road a crossed the ocean and ask if he can maybe do something else
 
The Priest rather sad about this shakes his head than replies, "Well could you explain woman to me then."
 
God straightens up and ask if he like a four or eight lane highway

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to eachother on a plane. The lawyer turns to the blonde and suggests a game to pass the time. "I'll ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you give me a dollar. You ask me a question and if I don't know it, I'll give you a hundred dollars." The blonde agreed and the lawyer asked his first question.
 
"Exactly how fast can an ostrich run?"
The blonde gives the lawyer a dollar and asked her question.
 
"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The lawyer doesn't know it. He searches all over the internet on his laptop and still can't find the answer. He finally gives the blonde a hundred dollar bill and asks her what the answer was.
The blonde gives the lawyer another dollar and shrugs.
 
In defence of all blondes

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
 
 
 
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
 
 
 
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
 
 
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
 
 
 

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
 
 
 
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
 
 
 
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
 
 
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
 
 
 

AND
 

 
Are just AWESOME!!!

Something NO ONE HAS DONE, but girls love...
 
Pick up someone from the couch and carry them to bed

 
 
And sometimes it's just nice to have a girl lay on your chest on a couch as you talk or watch a movie together (closest picture I could find).  The current position is to sit across from your partner which is less relaxed or intimate.

Awesome blow job poses, cool! 

Option to give a handjob. Laying next to him or standing infront or behind.

I like Brun's suggestion. Just like you can now moan and cum during sex there should be buttons for small posture changes. For example: touching and squeezing my breasts during sex, grabbing my partner's ass, etc.

please:)

 

Im interrested to see standing against the wall with two hands on it, then another grabs or doing things on her/him from behind.

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