Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind." HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight? WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.