Pernilla Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 gammareh, Candice, Jenzi and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackVelvet Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Oh well... the BDSMetal Parrot can't wait to get on board and join the crew!!! Headbang till the end \m/ OLESYA, Icebox, Pernilla and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted October 31, 2017 Author Share Posted October 31, 2017 PoisonMortel, BlackVelvet, Jenzi and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted October 31, 2017 Author Share Posted October 31, 2017 PoisonMortel, Icebox and Veronique 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackVelvet Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I don't have a Middle name ç_ç Shipmate Atlantis *-* <3 PoisonMortel, xAlbertX, Pernilla and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebox Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Stinky Spike O'Fish PoisonMortel and Pernilla 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 Todays Pirate fun...What exercise is hard for Blackbeard? Pirate PilatesWhen boxing, what’s a pirate’s favorite punch? Left hook.What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? … arrrrwhat is a pirates favorite doll? … BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!where do pirates keep their cookies? … in a jarrrr!!!!why are pirates the coolest? … they just ARRRRRRRR!!! Parrot joke 1 for Shipmate AtlantisSo there’s this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, “QUIT IT!” But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, “OK for you.” and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he’s so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man’s out-stretched arm and says, “Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I’ll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?” Parrot joke 2 for Shipmate AtlantisA pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into rum!” The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: “Now yee’ve done it!! Now we’re goon to have to pee in the boat.” BlackVelvet, Icebox, Veronique and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackVelvet Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Thx for killing me with those two great pearls xD The BDSMetal Parrot loved them too <3He just can't stop laughing thinking again and again about the poor chicken ^^ PoisonMortel, Pernilla and Icebox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonMortel Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Stinky Spike O'Fish Omg .. here is Periwinkle BigLipps McStinky lol..Ice marry me and you will be Mister Stinky Spike McStinky Jenzi, Pernilla, Icebox and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonMortel Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 I AM READY ! and never forget ... Pernilla, Icebox and OliU 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebox Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Omg .. here is Periwinkle BigLipps McStinky lol..Ice marry me and you will be Mister Stinky Spike McStinky With Pleasure Mrs. McStinky Pernilla, PoisonMortel and OliU 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 2, 2017 Author Share Posted November 2, 2017 Time for Pirate Pilates - Be there landlubbers PoisonMortel, Icebox and OliU 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebox Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 PoisonMortel, Pernilla and BlackVelvet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andel Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Sounds awesome! Is there a time set yet? Pernilla, PoisonMortel and Icebox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 The rum arrived PoisonMortel, Veronique, BlackVelvet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8O1LpzC1Po&list=PLvanXFVt_IMgMeUD_BRQ2ZWo3T2BF4NMj&index=48 PoisonMortel and Icebox 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 New day rising :3 have a wonderful one PoisonMortel, Icebox and BlackVelvet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackVelvet Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Today is the day!Arrrrrrrrrrrr you ready to raise your horns!!??????? "Raise your horns raise them up to the skyWe will drink to glory tonight!Raise your horns for brave fallen friendsWe will meet where the beer never ends!" Icebox, PoisonMortel and Pernilla 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonMortel Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Could be usefull for this evening Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Pernilla, BlackVelvet and Icebox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 The Blue Balls tavern open a bit before 8 CET PoisonMortel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andel Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Thank you for all the DJs and all the people who were there, it was an awesome parrrrty Pernilla and PoisonMortel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkangel Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Geat party, thanks to all Dj`s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTvjnLY21cM Pernilla and PoisonMortel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammareh Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 too bad I missed that one :-( PoisonMortel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 PoisonMortel and Paraplouise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pernilla Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 PoisonMortel and Paraplouise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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