Alayaya Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Son, we live in a world that has plates, and those plates have to fill the stomachs of people. What's going to do it? You? Cake? Pie has greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for cake and you curse the pie. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that pie's ascent, while tragic, probably saved lives. And its existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT pie on that plate. You NEED pie on that plate. You use words like "Breading, frosting, tastiness." Pie uses these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. Cake uses them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to a person who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom pie provides, and then questions the manner pie provides it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a pie and eat it. Either way I don't give a damn about what desert you think you're entitled to. All hail the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochi Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 LLL-LLLLLLLLLEWD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siri Ava Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Saying Pie is better than cake is a very bold statement, as I think you have some valid points I will dis-concur. Cake is fabulous and has a far greater texture, where as pie is flaky and falls apart. Can you hand out pie on napkins at a 5 years old's birthday? No way in hell! Cake tho, that will work, it has a solid breading that holds up well, it can be eaten by hand it cut small enough, where as pie is just simply a mess. Mind you people say pie has more options for flavors and ingredients, that is not exactly true, you can put all sort of fresh fruit on a cake, not to mention the infamous carrot cake, carrot cake while being a sweet treat it is also high in vitamin A which is a vitamin many people tend to lack in their diets. Also adding pecans and other nuts ground to a powered added to the mix will add a healthy boost of vitamins without anyone even knowing! At the end of the day what you prefer is what is best, but i must respectfully disagree that cake is a much more delicious option for an snack. CAKE>PIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exclusive Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Apple pie and chocolate cake! My favs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochi Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Ewwww thats nasty! Lets stick to apple pies, cream pies and and cherry pies like intended! Also pancakes are nice :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alayaya Posted June 15, 2014 Author Share Posted June 15, 2014 WAFFLES>pancakes Siri Ava 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochi Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I agree. sengi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Tacos > everything even hodor sengi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camden Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Siri said it all but... Adding cake is by far better than pie. The texture... The frosting... Butter cream, whipped cream, ice cream, ganache, pudding, etc. It can be shaped into different forms for your favorite celebration. It can be stacked and tiered for weddings. Let's not forget delicious cupcakes. If you need a filling, well, you can add filling to cake. Cake wins every time. Siri Ava 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protoxero Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 mmmmm yummy Cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 IceCweam>All Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riela Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Freya, ArachneMW and Siri Ava 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alayaya Posted June 15, 2014 Author Share Posted June 15, 2014 So much more can be done with pie. Not only can you add the same frostings, fillings, and ice creams, you can create so much more. From apple and pumpkin pies to silk pies, to ice cream pies to the many, many meat pies. And it can come in the same sizes as cakes. It can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desert. Cant say that about cake now can you. Pie wins every time. Freya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alayaya Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 IceCweam>All CUSTARD>ice cream booooooooooooooooo. i shall not dilute my meals with the likes of cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 OMG your passion with pie is so adorable Riela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 But still... icecweam>all No matter what the F you say. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alayaya Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 *fisticuffs* Freya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 I love you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes09 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 And so the war dragged on. Year after year of slinging pies and cakes to either side. There were many casualties, many poor deserts wasted upon the streets while children in Africa cried out in despair. Yet neither side would relent for their passion was great and their desire to dominate the pastry world...unending. So ends the tail of pie vs. cake, not with a climax or a whimper, nor with a cliffhanger, but with a promise of a long, dark future in this endless debate. Freya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Purr~~ cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RioGentleman Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 But you can't spell Pie without I then all you get is PE n no one likes PE and with Cake I mean there's so many varieties of Cake as much as Pie. I think its honestly more of a Stalemate then one being better. Remember Without an I you get PE or CAKE Do you like PE? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 3.14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RioGentleman Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 3.14 Lol but even that kind needs an I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brun Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Pake. http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/drop-dead-diva/blog/make-your-own-pake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siri Ava Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 CUSTARD>ice cream booooooooooooooooo. i shall not dilute my meals with the likes of cakeI'm going to report this as offensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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