Alayaya

*fisticuffs*

CUSTARD>ice cream booooooooooooooooo. i shall not dilute my meals with the likes of cake

So much more can be done with pie. Not only can you add the same frostings, fillings, and ice creams, you can create so much more. From apple and pumpkin pies to silk pies, to ice cream pies to the many, many meat pies. And it can come in the same sizes as cakes. It can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desert. Cant say that about cake now can you. Pie wins every time.

WAFFLES>pancakes

Son, we live in a world that has plates, and those plates have to fill the stomachs of people. What's going to do it? You? Cake? Pie has greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for cake and you curse the pie. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that pie's ascent, while tragic, probably saved lives. And its existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT pie on that plate. You NEED pie on that plate. You use words like "Breading, frosting, tastiness." Pie uses these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. Cake uses them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to a person who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom pie provides, and then questions the manner pie provides it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a pie and eat it. Either way I don't give a damn about what desert you think you're entitled to. All hail the pie.

I think this would be a long term project, but one that would be well worth looking into. If built up correctly it introduces not just competition (which breeds quality) it also allows an individual's imagination to be the limit. Hopefully something like this is someday implemented.