Maxi

The look on her face in this one is just... *chef's kiss*

Now there's a view.

I'm quite sure you can handle being the centre of all that attention!

I think at this rate we're going to have to form a circle and pass our girl round and round, recovering while the others are enjoying her so we're ready for our next turn.

1 hour ago, Andaislu said:

Still down? Oh well plenty of threads in the forum to be active  Yay to more users joining the forums too

Call it a chance to make friends one for once everything's up again.

Just now, HellaTrouble said:

one question is it down for everyone?

Yes it is.

"But my sister's ex-girlfriend's husband has an Xbox and he said it was impossible, so we're not going to waste money on preparing for it."

4 minutes ago, Andaislu said:

Dildo has been that for now

Yes, I was wondering where you'd gone.

And don't you just love the payoff...

11 minutes ago, Empyrea said:

Need a dislike button for such negative people...

The ignore button's definitely being my friend.

Where my mind's at right now...

And it's a very short leap from there to...

Delayed gratification! But we know you can be patient, don't we?

You're going to be a quivering mess by the time the doors open again...

I'd suggest opening it out a bit and approach it as orchestral music rather than 'classical'. That takes you into soundtracks and even into rock, from which you can find what you enjoy more and follow it down the rabbit hole (Mozart, for example, is very different from Rimsky-Korsakov). I fell into the more classical stuff through childhood exposure, but found my way into opera through cartoons, believe it or not!

For example, here's a little Wagner (and this very cartoon was what started me off without even realising it).

This one just came up on Spotify, and it seemed apt.

Nothing wrong with a little narration, though.

You staying quiet? There's a novelty!

The fact is there's nothing for us to do but wait. Might as well keep a positive attitude as we do: complaints solve nothing and armchair quarterbacking isn't going to make anything come back faster.