you missed it, yeah, it's a shame but today was the Grand Opening of the AFKBar!
It was such a blast! At some point we were 4 different people in the room, yeah, i know it's huge! And they weren't even my friends or my alts!
But don't worry! The AFKBar aka your new favorite place is now officially open.
So, we're open and that's cool but we need rules cause rules are important in a room, I heard it, they make it more respectable or something.
Here they are:
1) No Colds
2) No Chat
3) No Sex
It's AFKBar for some reasons as you can see. But let be clear, since I have absolutly no way to check what you do and to punish your bad behavior, you don't need to respect them. I don't really care to be honest.
Well, except if you're a complete moron. In that case, please respect those rules. Or don't come at all. Yeah let's add one more rule.
4) If you're a moron don't come
That being said what does the AFKBar have to offer? I hear you ask.
Well so many things you'd think you're living in a dream.
We have a dancefloor! Yes i know so unique.
Dancing is the perfect thing to do while AFK, nice moves make like you were still here.
We have walls!
Protect you from unwanted cold cuddles (they're so annoying) in a so classy way!
We have barstools!
Work your fake alcohol addiction (or the real one no judging in the AFKBar).
We have sofas!
It's a classic but ours are so nice and comfy you'll never want to leave. Trust me.
And finally we have beds!
People love beds so we give them some!
The AFKBar will be randomly open on Mondays, Thuesdays, Wednesdays and Thurdays afternoons (CEST yeah i know might be in the middle of your night or during your work time but hey life is a bitch).
The place is still a work in progress so some changes and additions might happen later.
If you want a quiet room with some music from random 3DXChat radio (cause an AFK DJ makes no sense) come and enjoy the AFKBar a room made by AFK people for AFK people! Because we know what you really need!
We don't really know what you really need.
Changes and additions to the room might never happen.
The AFKBar is not responsible for the social interactions you may experience or may not experience during your stay.
You can pm me for more informations but you are warned that i could be AFK or pretending I am.
Cake is a lie.