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Try number 11 or 12 in 7 days. It's at least once a day, ever since the crash on Halloween.

This is getting beyond a joke! What the —ing — is going on with these servers? And why in the name of all that's holy tear down a working 1.0 version if they can't get their — together? Every. Bloody. Day. Multiple times even. And no explanation, no apology, no feedback, nothing.

That bit is awesome news!

Yeah, thanks for the lovely new positions, but the update would have been even more totally awesome if it hadn't broken everything else! Dances, sitting, lying, etc all break in most locations, or after switching locations...

this sentence is false.

go boil your head

And they have way better conversation skills than the guys who sidle up to you and go "hi" followed by 15 minutes of silence....

your feet smell funny

*grabs another pillow and thwacks Derek across the back of the head with it* Snap out of it!

It is! *hits NicoletteAM hard enough to topple her, watches as the pillow bursts and feathers fly all over the thread*

Aren't all of those like ridiculously expensive if you want access to all the features?

NOW you're being silly. Everything else was just you working your way up to it, wasn't it?

It's a dilemma (trilemma?): read, masturbate, or thump NicoletteAM across the legs with a pillow... hmmm....

BOOKS!!! I knew there was something other than masturbation I could do while 3DX is broken, I just couldn't put my finger on it...