Camden

Your dick is often not as big as you think it is. Sometimes we say it during sex so that you'll hurry up and finish.

Dozens and dozens and dozens of cookies to be made. Lesigh. I feel like sending them all to a bakery.

Yawns

When I click my profile and see those eyes... lesigh

When I click my profile and see those eyes... lesigh

I tried to keep myself busy I ran around circles Think I made myself dizzy I slept it away, I sexed it away I read it away

Oh gee Thanksgiving is a week away. Time flies.

Oh gee Thanksgiving is a week away. Time flies.

NotMyPresident

NotMyPresident

Time for some dark chocolate dreams.

So in the US we vote on November 8th, I am looking for a spouse to get me citizenship into another country.

It is Wednesday. Two more days till the weekend and 4 weeks till mini vacay.

/me mmmmmmm --- /me ooouuuuu /me blinks as I watch you whip and Nae Nae in my what rhymes with Nae Nae? I didn't wanna post hijack.

I got the keys the keys the keys said Cammy to Shanti.

How Sway, how? I need answers Sway. Sorry that is one of the funniest Kanye rants ever. For like 30 minutes.

Men... I swear. Me: Who are you rooting for? Him: Neither. Me:Then why the fuck are we watching this? Him: It's a good game and I like a good game. Me: Continues being bored.

Ralph Angel invades my dreams and I feel bad that a guy with the last name of angel makes me moist.

Ralph Angel invades my dreams and I feel bad that a guy with the last name of angel makes me moist.

Bahaha sounding like a prepubescent child trying on an ignorant gangsta persona doesn't work either.

Sit on your perch and judge. Tis all good. Should likely know everything before doing so though.

Lemon almond chicken salad I want you so bad!

Oh my damn Justin Fucking Hartley is sooo damn hot.

I should be more careful of the Vine's I watch. Now I have pussy in my face stuck in my head

Gimme sugar!