Guest silverbackalphabull Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I need to fee the cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklebottom Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 butts. MissPlaced 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPlaced Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Please be Saturday...please be Saturday...Bugger! chaostika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veronique Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 "fuck you alarm" chaostika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chaostika Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 1. Where am I??2. Oh.3. Oh god.4. How much did I drink last night??5. *checks phone*6. I am never drinking again.7. I feel like I’m dying.8. Am I dying?9. Am I dead?10. Is this hell?11. This is definitely hell.12. There are parts of my body that hurt that I didn’t even know could feel pain.13. I CAN FEEL MY LIVER CRYING.14. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??15. I hate everything. 16. All I want to do is cocoon myself in blankets and metamorphose into a less hungover butterfly.17. Why did I do this to myself?18. What did morning me ever do to night me to deserve this?19. Actually, what did I ever do to alcohol to deserve this?20. IT HURTS US, PRECIOUS.21. WE HATES IT.22. SNEAKY LITTLE HANGOVERSES.23. Ugh.24. I can’t function.25. Is this what adulthood feels like?26. Did I peak in college?27. I NEED AN ADULT.28. BUT I AM AN ADULT.29. Maybe I should go get some water. That would be the adult thing to do.30. Or some food.31. *mentally vomits*32. On second thought, maybe just water. 33. I can do this.34. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!35. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!36. UGH.37. NO.38. GODDAMN IT.39. TOO SOON.40. #BanAllShots2015.41. I definitely should get up to get some water though.42. *tries to stand*40. *promptly falls over*41. I learned to stand before I was a year old, what the hell is this?42. I am a disgrace.43. I have brought shame to the human race.44. But most importantly, I am going back to bed. 45. And now the room is spinning, great.46. Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity!47. PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY.48. THERE’S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM’S SPAGHETTI.49. Aaand you know you’ve reached rock bottom when an Eminem song is actually the story of your life.50. I am definitely never, ever drinking again though.51. That would just be irresponsible!52. And I am a responsible, high-functioning adult!53. My friends are going out for drinks later though…54. And you know what they say about hair of the dog…55. Oh, what the hell.56. *pours out a drink for my liver* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklebottom Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 butts. how come sparkle, i nearly guessed, or actually already knew, evn before clickn here to see what ur first thoughts of this morning were or are....well, as usual or quiet often...butts, what else baaahahaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklebottom Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I just love 'em. So soft and pillowy and round and the way they jiggle while walking and mmmmmmm having things stuffed in there mmmmmmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest silverbackalphabull Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 They don't just jiggle while walking... chaostika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Veronique Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 too much vodka PoisonMortel and chaostika 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 idk or remember if it was at noon, still was night or already yesterday morning, however n who caresbut all i know is: that it was jessica nigri^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest silverbackalphabull Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Danistar And butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaniStar Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Butts have a nice jiggle when spanked Sparklebottom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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