Interesting Facts about Sex

[Siin]

Let's talk about sex, baby - the good, the bad and the plain ugly. Actually, there isn't a lot of good in there.

From ferret sex to semen ink, u'll soon see what we mean.

And... if anyone spies u reading this Forum from over ur shoulder, just say u are revising for a pub quiz.

 

Here are sex facts u'll wish u never heard...

 

1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

 

2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5     million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

 

3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

 

4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data       transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

 

5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

 

6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

 

7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.

 

8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time u've finished saying it, it's too late.

 

9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

 

10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

 

11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

 

12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May ur penis hurt when u make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.

 

13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

 

14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing u.

 

15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

 

16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

 

17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

 

18. The vibrator was originally invented in the 19th century as a way to reduce "hysteria." That seems a little extreme. However, we do not recommend testing that theory by taking away a woman's vibrator to see if she goes into a hysterical fit. That's just dangerous.

 

19. Orgasms are good for ur health! They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!

 

20. Sex counts as a workout! During 30 minutes of active sex, u burn about 200 calories.

 

21. Next time ur significant other refuses ur advances by claiming to have a headache, remember this fact: the sex act can help to cure a headache. Sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache.

 

22. The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that u have to walk around with sperm on ur face.

 

23. In Victorian times, a slang term for a prostitute was “blowsy”. At the same time, “blow” was slang for ejaculation. Consequently, by the 1930s, the act of fellatio came to be known as a blow job. It was also used to describe jet planes in World War Two. In Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute”.

 

24. Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.

 

25. Humans aren’t the only members of the animal kingdom that have sex just for fun. Dolphins and Bonobo chimps have also been observed engaging in sexual activity, when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles. With the exception of a pair of Cohan gorillas observed doing so, bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding. Interestingly, Bonobo chimps also play and experience joy like humans.

 

26. Believe it or not, in the wild, certain female penguins (even when in a committed relationship) will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. According to Dr Fiona Hunter (a zoologist): “It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up.” On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating. Having bagged their stone, they would then run off

 

Now, what Facts do u have about the wonderful subject of sex ?

[Bran]

So Moral of the story:

 

As I am like a ferret and am not planning to die, Mr X, you better start playing your flute, than tickle my whipple, during 30 minuts, forget the german condom,  so I can loose 200 calories, lowering many risks of my health. Please to not waste your sperm writing home it smells, let me have it as facial cream, and I promise to be your Cohan gorilla. Leave those group sex videos alone, or Ill have to send you to match.com :P

[Siin]

So Moral of the story:

 

As I am like a ferret and am not planning to die, Mr X, you better start playing your flute, than tickle my whipple, during 30 minuts, forget the german condom,  so I can loose 200 calories, lowering many risks of my health. Please to not waste your sperm writing home it smells, let me have it as facial cream, and I promise to be your Cohan gorilla. Leave those group sex videos alone, or Ill have to send you to match.com :P

10 points for u .. 

 

It sounds like a perfect way of living, also i dont think i want to involved with gorillas and i think if i get t the wrinkle point in my life, i will show them of with pride, cause i dont think i wanna run around with sperm in my face all day ...   

[Bran]

10 points for u .. 

 

It sounds like a perfect way of living, also i dont think i want to involved with gorillas and i think if i get t the wrinkle point in my life, i will show them of with pride, cause i dont think i wanna run around with sperm in my face all day ...   

"May your penis hurt when you make love" go say condom in german while you at it .... ;)

[Guest Skar]

By most estimates, sexual cannibalism by praying mantis females occurs less than 30% of the time outside the lab. Those are pretty good odds for the fellows.

 

Less than 30% are pretty good odds !?!

[Siin]

ohhh and we have more facts which make u saw ohhh and ahhhh and ermmm ....

 

 

 

1. According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt.

 

2. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

 

3. Researchers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective.

 

4.Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.

 

5. A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation.

 

6. According to the Earthsave Foundation, the sperm count of the average American male is down 30 percent from 30 years ago.

 

7. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex.

 

8. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect.

 

9. According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive.

The 1992 Kinsey Report established that the average man's speed of emission was 18 kilometers per hour.

 

10. According to the National Institute of Business Management, one of every eight boss-secretary romances ends in marriage. One out of 10 secretaries admits to having been romantically involved with her boss, with only 25 percent saying that the experience had negative impact on their careers.

 

11. According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.

 

12. Working Woman reports that companies with the lowest percentage of women workers have the highest percentage of sexual harassment complaints.

 

13. Master's and Johnson's stages of the sexual response cycle are excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution.

 

14. The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.

 

15. According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual.

 

16. According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.

 

17. According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.

 

19. 20 million Americans watch pornography annually.

 

20. Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid.

 

21. The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

 

22. According to Susan Lark, MD, director of the PMS Self-Help Center in Los Altos, Calif., having sex with orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.

 

 

 

Sex and Language

 

1. "Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis."

 

2. "Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen."

 

3. "Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."

 

4. "Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart."

 

5. "Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."

 

6. "Old Joe" is slang for "syphilis."

 

7. "Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea."

 

8. The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out."

 

9. The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.

 

10. The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.

 

11. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."

 

12.The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus In Furs.

 

13. The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt.

 

14. According to author Camille Paglia in Sexual Personae, Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man" contains lyrics that describe the rape-like devouring of a penis described as a breast. ("You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home!")

 

15. According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."

 

16. Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life.

 

17. In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice."

 

18. Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."

 

19. The word "sex" was coined in 1382.

 

20. Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.

 

21. Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection.

 

 

 

If We Could *#$%*&!@ With the Animals

 

1. Bats have sex in the air while flying.

 

2. Kinsey found that the most frequent animal/human sex was in excess of eight times a week. The age group that was the most frequent was less than 15 years old.

 

3. Erect giraffe penises are four feet long.

 

4. Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl.

 

5. When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort its fetus and go into heat.

 

6. To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together.

 

7. Average sexual intercourse between minks lasts eight hours.

 

8. Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men used to have sex with female crocodiles because they believed that it would make them rich and important

 

9. A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen

 

10.The Inca enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals and enforced the laws be requiring that the llama drivers be escorted by chaperones. Because they are in heat, female baboons will show their buttocks to males.

 

11. The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long.

 

12. When turning to sex with animals, Marquesan men are more likely to have sex with chickens.

 

13. Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate.

 

14. Male boars excite females by breathing on their faces. (They have smelly breath.)

 

15. In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds.

 

16. Slugs can fertilize their own eggs.

 

17. Most giraffes are bisexual.

 

18. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

 

19. The Aplysia californica or sea hare, which resemble slugs more than they do snails, are found around West Coast beaches where they eat so much seaweed that they can weigh up to 15 pounds and reach two feet in length. The only other activity that they are known to do other than eating is copulating.

 

20. Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises.

 

21. The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating.

 

and a random fact ....

 

1. Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

 

[Bran]

"Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation."

 

 

Thats why Im 100% ALL BRAN !!!!

[xLeahx]

"Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation."

 

 

Thats why Im 100% ALL BRAN !!!!

 

hahaha