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ohhh and we have more facts which make u saw ohhh and ahhhh and ermmm .... 1. According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt. 2. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70. 3. Researchers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective. 4.Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies. 5. A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation. 6. According to the Earthsave Foundation, the sperm count of the average American male is down 30 percent from 30 years ago. 7. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex. 8. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect. 9. According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive. The 1992 Kinsey Report established that the average man's speed of emission was 18 kilometers per hour. 10. According to the National Institute of Business Management, one of every eight boss-secretary romances ends in marriage. One out of 10 secretaries admits to having been romantically involved with her boss, with only 25 percent saying that the experience had negative impact on their careers. 11. According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers. 12. Working Woman reports that companies with the lowest percentage of women workers have the highest percentage of sexual harassment complaints. 13. Master's and Johnson's stages of the sexual response cycle are excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. 14. The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes. 15. According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual. 16. According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating. 17. According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms. 19. 20 million Americans watch pornography annually. 20. Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid. 21. The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs. 22. According to Susan Lark, MD, director of the PMS Self-Help Center in Los Altos, Calif., having sex with orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs. Sex and Language 1. "Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis." 2. "Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen." 3. "Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian." 4. "Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart." 5. "Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets." 6. "Old Joe" is slang for "syphilis." 7. "Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea." 8. The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out." 9. The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. 10. The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has. 11. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes." 12.The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus In Furs. 13. The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt. 14. According to author Camille Paglia in Sexual Personae, Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man" contains lyrics that describe the rape-like devouring of a penis described as a breast. ("You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home!") 15. According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina." 16. Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life. 17. In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice." 18. Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers." 19. The word "sex" was coined in 1382. 20. Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France. 21. Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection. If We Could *#$%*&!@ With the Animals 1. Bats have sex in the air while flying. 2. Kinsey found that the most frequent animal/human sex was in excess of eight times a week. The age group that was the most frequent was less than 15 years old. 3. Erect giraffe penises are four feet long. 4. Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl. 5. When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort its fetus and go into heat. 6. To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together. 7. Average sexual intercourse between minks lasts eight hours. 8. Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men used to have sex with female crocodiles because they believed that it would make them rich and important 9. A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen 10.The Inca enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals and enforced the laws be requiring that the llama drivers be escorted by chaperones. Because they are in heat, female baboons will show their buttocks to males. 11. The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long. 12. When turning to sex with animals, Marquesan men are more likely to have sex with chickens. 13. Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate. 14. Male boars excite females by breathing on their faces. (They have smelly breath.) 15. In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds. 16. Slugs can fertilize their own eggs. 17. Most giraffes are bisexual. 18. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. 19. The Aplysia californica or sea hare, which resemble slugs more than they do snails, are found around West Coast beaches where they eat so much seaweed that they can weigh up to 15 pounds and reach two feet in length. The only other activity that they are known to do other than eating is copulating. 20. Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises. 21. The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating. and a random fact .... 1. Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

Like a fine bottle of wine, I truly believe that we become better, more robust and wiser as we age. Experience almost always trumps enthusiasm, and intimacy is no different. Through experience, older adults develop a more complete sexual road map than their younger counterparts. As we age, we acquire a greater understanding of our own bodies, our partners' bodies and what buttons to push to please them both. Last week I was out to dinner when an older couple caught my eye. It was clear to me that both the man and the woman, who were probably in their 70s, dressed up for the occasion. They held hands across the table, toasted each other with red wine and exchanged knowing glances and smiles all night. These two are exemplary of so many older couples that share an intimacy younger couples cannot experience. I just thought they were beautiful and cute, and had me smile just by watching them.. Who doesn't want to be the older couple that still flirts publicly? Remember, the only person who keeps u from being sexy is u. Harness that sexiness and find a way to explore it and share it with ur partner. Be the couple u have always aspired to be. It's time to celebrate the many ways that sex gets better as we age! An empty house means that u'll finally have the time and freedom to have spontaneous sex -- just make sure u keep those blinds closed! As we age, we tend to grow less inhibited and gain a new acceptance and appreciation for our bodies, especially women. In our 20s and 30s, there tends to be a strict standard of beauty that we hold ourselves to, but after giving birth or being with a partner for many years, it's easier to redefine individualistic beauty. This new confidence provides women with the freedom to unleash their wild side in the bedroom and have the confidence to ask for what they want. Some people find that it actually becomes easier to communicate about unresolved performance issues as we get older. There is a direct correlation between sexual issues, such as low libido and erectile dysfunction, and age. When people feel like their problems are less like an individual failing and more like the body's natural progression, it's easier to discuss it. In a long-term committed relationship, trust has been built up for years, so individuals, especially women, experience a higher level of emotional and physical closeness, which contributes to more satisfying sex. In fact, according to a recent study targeting females from researchers from the University of California, San Diego School of Medicine and the Veterans Affairs San Diego Healthcare System, 61 percent of sexually active older women said they are satisfied with their sex lives and reported high frequency of arousal and orgasm compared to their younger counterparts. Post-menopause u no longer have to worry about getting pregnant, which opens the door to more spontaneous and less stressful romps. Additionally, some women link birth control to lower levels of desire and decreased libido. An additional bonus to having the kids out of the house is that u'll hopefully have the ability to slow life down a bit and sleep more than five hours a night. Use the time to charge ur batteries; u'll be ready to go whenever an intimate occasion arises. Moreover, u'll also have the time and energy to focus on having fun as an individual and as a couple. It's a time to discover new activities that u both enjoy doing together, in and out of the bedroom. If u're still working, and lucky enough to have reached a point in ur career where u have financial stability, that may mean less stress and more disposable income to spend on romantic dinners, vacations and sassy lingerie. Create a romantic bucket list with ur partner; experiencing new activities together will help to create and reinvigorate ur bond.Anyone who tells u that ur sex life will come to an end when u reach 50 is seriously mistaken. Just remember: Sexiness is timeless. Make a decision each day to get in touch with ur sensual side and bring that excitement to ur relationship in order to achieve a more fulfilling sexual life and relationship at every age. ...And with this i just made myself sound li ke 60 something .. ty Bran

10 points for u .. It sounds like a perfect way of living, also i dont think i want to involved with gorillas and i think if i get t the wrinkle point in my life, i will show them of with pride, cause i dont think i wanna run around with sperm in my face all day ...

Let's talk about sex, baby - the good, the bad and the plain ugly. Actually, there isn't a lot of good in there. From ferret sex to semen ink, u'll soon see what we mean. And... if anyone spies u reading this Forum from over ur shoulder, just say u are revising for a pub quiz. Here are sex facts u'll wish u never heard... 1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed. 2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first. 3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh. 4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops. 5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter. 6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year. 7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second. 8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time u've finished saying it, it's too late. 9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973. 10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II. 11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet. 12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May ur penis hurt when u make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why. 13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com. 14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing u. 15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men. 16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each. 17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today. 18. The vibrator was originally invented in the 19th century as a way to reduce "hysteria." That seems a little extreme. However, we do not recommend testing that theory by taking away a woman's vibrator to see if she goes into a hysterical fit. That's just dangerous. 19. Orgasms are good for ur health! They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy! 20. Sex counts as a workout! During 30 minutes of active sex, u burn about 200 calories. 21. Next time ur significant other refuses ur advances by claiming to have a headache, remember this fact: the sex act can help to cure a headache. Sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache. 22. The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that u have to walk around with sperm on ur face. 23. In Victorian times, a slang term for a prostitute was “blowsy”. At the same time, “blow” was slang for ejaculation. Consequently, by the 1930s, the act of fellatio came to be known as a blow job. It was also used to describe jet planes in World War Two. In Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute”. 24. Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities. 25. Humans aren’t the only members of the animal kingdom that have sex just for fun. Dolphins and Bonobo chimps have also been observed engaging in sexual activity, when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles. With the exception of a pair of Cohan gorillas observed doing so, bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding. Interestingly, Bonobo chimps also play and experience joy like humans. 26. Believe it or not, in the wild, certain female penguins (even when in a committed relationship) will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. According to Dr Fiona Hunter (a zoologist): “It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up.” On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating. Having bagged their stone, they would then run off Now, what Facts do u have about the wonderful subject of sex ?

Ok I that. "Ruffles up her skirt and puts her foot in it to" I been reading this thread like 3 times before decided to give myself a Valium and to reply to this rather interesting subject. And yes I'm on the bus again ... I personally believe... What makes one believe. U are not a man just because u are gay? Most of them are more masculine and certainly have more brain then the rest of men. Is it the fact of them not being afraid to explore they sexuality or the fact that they not afraid of showing feeling? I think our today's society makes gay men having to hide more and more because of some morons in higher places decide it is wrong. Sad thing is that gay women are more accepted than men. Nobody would say a bad word if they see two women kiss or hold hands in the scary world we live in. Yet if we see men kissing on the road and in broad daylight. Hell is opening up and swallows us all. The truth is. It's the closed up lil stereo types wich have issues with man on man. But watch them later on in the evening they come home and the gf or wife whispering in their ears that they want a bit of women meat and that their partners to watch. Than the 'typical' man is all for it and everything is forgotten... And if u really want to step back in time. Gayness was celebrated and accepted as normal way of life. Sometimes I wonder if our world is moving backwards... Anyways. Enough from my end. As yes my bus stop is near

Do u eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because u look magically delicious. Why do u have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't u take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for u. I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make ur bed rock. I lost my rubber duckie. Would u bathe with me instead? I tried to find the perfect line to make u mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and ur hand in mine, and the words, will u be mine? Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop,drop, and roll. Have u got any room for an extra tongue in ur mouth? Don't stick out ur tongue unless u intend to use it. I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with u?

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, u won't get it."

... door jumped open and Sin steps in the middle of the room, she looks at Bran and winks at her... walks slow motion western john wayne sort of style to the bar and sits on the chair, with her back against the bar.. she looks around and wonders ' is this the silence before the storm ?' her thought were broken when she Loki moving in the corner of her eyes, she knew he is not up to good things and decided to keep an eye on him.. her eyes widen suddenly when in shock and horror ....

Love is not always two minutes and 52 seconds of squishing noises.

Who are u?

growls at utube and sneaks that one in

Oh Mr Rob is on the naughty street ..... here is my input ... i forgot ... and most importantly as i have manners and stuff

u forgotten u had visitors ? O,,o ...

Just to give a run down on the credits... Evil eye squirrel - Bran Skinny squirrel - Sin Fluffy thingy - Eugene Butterfly - Loki Bird - Twinkie and Star of the show : Skar

OMG im in freakin' tears ...

oh dear oh dear .... " u been a naughty boy, now go to my room " " If u and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in ur hole? " " I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69? " " Nice legs…what time do they open? " Or my favorite ... " wanna fuck? "

ohhh my kinda subject *grins* i have a few of those on my own, and i love them. well most of them. i have one slightly big on on my back which has a rather deep meaning to me from my life and i even found a few pics when i had them first done. oh gawd memorize shooting through my head right now *chuckles* hope u enjoy the view ^^

Ok now we have covered most in regards to relationships in various shapes and forms, the only thing what i didnt see was a topic which has a huge variety of views and i like to see what u guys think about it. wait for it ... > Drum roll < OPEN RELATIONSHIPS or POLY RELATIONSHIPS Now wiki says : "An open relationship is an interpersonal relationship in which the parties want to be together but agree to a form of a non-monogamous relationship.[1] This means that they agree that a romantic or intimate relationship with another person is accepted, permitted, or tolerated. Generally, an open relationship is when the parties involved have two or more romantic or sexual relationships occurring at the same time either as a short term relationship, such as dating, or long term relationship, such as marriage.[2] The concept of an open relationship has been recognized since the 1970s." Personally i say: In my eyes there is nothing like a open relationship, u either in one or u not. As many of u know i have been in SL for a long time, maybe way to long- but thats beside the point. I have seen alot of so called poly or open relationships, and all those i have see going down hill one way or the other. In my eyes - I find it extremely hard to share my intimate love and i could not accept a partner who has several bit along the side of me. Is it jealousy? Is it insecurities? And to me it may even is simply cause i would not accept and other next to my partner. Soon or later people get hurt in which ever way, if it is just a moment that one needs their partner and he is not there simply cause he is with someone else. its a poor example i know, but the most deepest one i can think of. it kinda stirs the question in me, why call it relationship in the first place, is that not supposed to be a important part in ones life. being with the one u love and respect and share ur most deepest feelings? when is a relationship a relationship as on a deeper level? I just throw that out there and i really would like to open this discussion, simply cause i like to see how u guys feel about this (to me) rather sensitive subject. So tell me, how do u feel about Poly / Open Relationships?

o now this is gonna be fun ... apparently i get told i have legs like a barbie doll ( not that thin, but long ) , a smile of sophia laureen ( when she was alive that is) and hair well, not sre its worth talking about ... To me i look like me and i love what i look like .. but to my mirror some mornings i look more like ....

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute...

Ok i am home and not on my phone, thanks gawd for that Like MrRob said this this is a very interesting and for some sensitive topic. In my eyes sex can come in various forms, it doesn't matter if it is physically or mentally. If something or someone is able to tickle ur fancy and make u want to rub ur screen than yes in my eyes it is sex and it can be rather exciting. I think it depends on the frame of mind u find urself in, online u have the mental turn on and maybe even avatar turn on, but than again if most avatars look the same its more mentally based, and conversation, flirting and what not all.It might even be more easier in world and its far more acceptable to sex where ever u like (if game rules allow it) As we all know sex is good for a lot of things, from headaches to mood swings or just simply losing an itch. and it more or less goes for online and offline. Mentally is as its kinda more interesting especially when u in a rp with the whole set, as u have descriptions and visualization in ur brain and if someone would read it to u, and u close ur eyes u actually able to feel it , sometimes even more intense than in real. and lets face it, how many of u are able to bend in certain position? In online sex,even tho u may not have the given animations, but ur brain is telling u so many things u may wouldn't even think of trying in RL, ur brain is mixing in ur fantasies how u may like to have ur sex-life, u braver and u more open to receive and give... whilst RL sometime, u just 'get on with it'. As my granddad used to say " best sex takes 2 1/2 minutes, 1 minute to get ur clothes of , and other minute foreplay and 30 seconds sex " makes me kinda think , that i glad i wasn't born in his peak times....

Lol u don't wanna do that with London bus drivers rob. Sometimes I think they forced to drive a bus cause they failed to become a racing driver. But different topic all together lol Physical attraction is great. But on a more 'sexual turn on' and yes they are important. But what I'm saying is. A relationship build just on physical is usually doomed to fail. My opinion

Coughs and chokes. As if I would. May I remind u on the spelling " inno-sin-ed "

Very interesting subject. In my eyes online relations are more intimate than real life. At least from the development point of view. In real life. Sadly to say. First attraction is physical even before one says hi to beginn with. Many start imagine how they would do certain things together and that without even passin to ask 'how r u'. And it's pretty known as being shallow. That's the 'first impression' which is always important and to everyone. For those who may think right now 'that's so not me'. U are already lying to urself. No disrespect. Online relation. In my eyes is based more on mental compatibility. If one come and asks u ' wanna fuck? ' u already judge him and brush him of. Well I would simply if that's the thing I'm after I grab bob the robot. But back to the subject. Online relation more on mental attraction. They can be more intense that rl as everything u do in here is based on words and feelings. Physical is not important cause one is smitten by words and gestures and u build a relation on that simply cause u love the way they think. Equally online relations can be more painful simply because it's based on ur mind and feelings. Btw bran is really bad for u. She lures u into a interesting subject. And one is just forced to reply and that on a lil phone on the bus to work. Making u miss ur stop *rolls eyes* lol