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Salty Nipples A nipple that is salty and or overly hairy. This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering. Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber. Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls" Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?" Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN" LMAO

Sooo was eating some pickles and just randomly typed Pickled Penis..... There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS" person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story person2: no person1: (reads it out) person2: lol man got fucked in the ass person1: apperently ye

Very Depraved nad very nice depiction^^

Being new and all just gonna go with HardRock!

Some people will do it some wont its always been the way of things,still i find it quite funny and intersting hahahaha