MissyZee

So long, world.

Every time I drink champagne I run someone through with a katana. I need to get a handle on that.

*clicks off the lightbulb*

Stay with me here. Cause the plan is about to get a little convoluted and a lot crazy.

Weekend plans: Grill up steaks, Clean apartment, Corrupt hubby.

There's not enough music in your life. Yes, you. Uh huh... I'm looking right at you. Put on some music, dummy!

White bracelets mean I'm afk. Red bracelets mean I'm feeling romantic. One blinking yellow bracelet means I'm trying to merge.

Dallas: we are just one awesome burger together

Come home, dear boy, I miss ya

I haven't killed anybody yet... I mean, professionally.

Movie nights are groovy nights with my hubbybear

Sex leads to housecleaning...

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Movie nights are groovy nights with my hubby!

Lefties are the devil's minions! (I'm a lefty) Mwa ha ha ha ha

Yeah, that happened. Meh.

That's right, sister. We just done went and brought it.

It's my hubby's birthday! Get him!

My hubby made one of my worst nights into one of the most special. I married an amazing man

Yeah, cool. But, ummm, I could see your dick like... this entire conversation.

Fuzzy Hubby Hubby Fuzzy Fuzzy Hubby Hubby Fuzzy Fuzzy Hubby...

R.I.P. Pittles

Everyday with you is a gift.

It's not a lie, if you lie to a vegetarian.

Get off my lawn, you kids!