Ceres
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Mummies are just rich zombies.
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That's actually kinda true. In ancient Egypt, bodies used to be buried in the sandy ground. Sand plus the dry heat preserved the bodies. It was only when they started having an "upper class", who decided they shouldn't be just slung into the dirt with commoners, started building above ground tombs and such. BUT they started to decompose, and therefore couldn't continue onto the afterlife, because they weren't getting desiccated by the sands! And so mummification be...
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If I ever decide to rob a bank or a store, I'm going to apply temporary tattoos beforehand. The cops will ask for a description of the robber and they'll look for someone with "a star tattoo on her right hand," or whatever.
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"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
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Well, Adam was male ... and he was created in God's image ... so that means God is male. According to 2 Timothy 3:16, "all Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness." The Bible is the Word of God. Therefore, the size of male genitals ... and the size of the emission from genitals ... is important enough to God for Him to describe it in His Book.
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"Thou hast played the whore also with the Assyrians, because thou wast unsatiable; yea, thou hast played the harlot with them, and yet couldest not be satisfied." - Ezekiel 16:28
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Subway should create a subsidiary called 'Domway' where they tell you what kind of sandwich you're going to eat.
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Page finally fixed. Ugh. What a PITA. Eat me, Dropbox! Thanks for the Imgbox suggestion, Serephi!!
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Stupid Dropbox changed it's rules and broke all my links. I have no idea how to fix it. D-:
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Drinking is not the answer. Drinking is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.
