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I come to you here with a very dire message indeed! There is yet not enough awareness for being aware..like oh em gee why all men, dudes and brochacos get no respekt. u must respekt brofessors like u would respekt wämen. i will not represent a list of my feelings, which by the way are covered by my insurance. 1. brotato's ain't pleasure objects: bromance is a real thing people, awareness on this delicate matter is what will progress us forward as a human race. As a renowned porn historian and bromosexual I clearly have all the knowledge a human could encompass on this issue. thicc bois ain't here for your pleasure, yo. We dislike being seen as attractive and prefer to be embraced for what we truly are..lawnmowers. 2. respekt wamen at all times, is the best way to get those juicy respekt points you dream so much about when having a good ol' tug to science magazines. Nothing gets a man more moist than Bill Nye. 3. I've actually ran out of legitimate things to complain about, my privilege as a rusty oil drum can no longer carry my arguments to a higher understanding. Fear not my fellow forum reader! For you have now improved on your personal life! With this new completely redundant, useless knowledge you can project it to other people! Especially those who don't want to hear it. By the way here's some unrelated pics This is a parody post, please don't take it too seriously.