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  1. Valexia

    Have a cake

    1. Virl

      Virl

      *burries his face into the buttshaped cake* Mlem

  2. Valexia

    *places her butt on your profile* To leave my imprint before my journey to the Skull Throne :3

    1. Virl

      Virl

      You shall never ascend the skull throne!

       

  3. Valexia

    I was told to update this.

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    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      Delete this

    3. Virl

      Virl

      You know you can delete it yourself? Idiot and my bitch.

    4. Valexia

      Valexia

      You're lucky I love you, otherwise you would be enjoying your time surrounded by dirt

  4. Valexia

    I think it's time for my new status to something really really really serious... Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! :3

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    2. Virl

      Virl

      No, fuck you. Fucking paszkwil

    3. Valexia

      Valexia

      Fuck you, mayfly

    4. Virl

      Virl

      Update this

  5. Valexia

    Just leaving a post from the best hooman in existence in hope to somewhat troll you :3

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    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      Yes-yes, because I'm not a hooman, if I was then I would be best. But since I'm not a hooman, it goes to the next best person ever, and that is you :3

    3. Virl

      Virl

      But you said previously that you ARE a hooman, you liar

    4. Valexia

      Valexia

      Seems my troll has worked perfectly, you hooman filth :3

  6. Valexia

    NEED. CLOTHES. PLS.

    1. Virl

      Virl

      I... like you without them tho!

    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      Yeah but what am I going to do a strip tease in for you?! HUH??!?!111 EXACTLY!!!

    3. Virl

      Virl

      Your skin, duh.

  7. Valexia

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! Wait a minute, that's all mine because ya know, Khorne butt:3

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    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      And what are you? A pathetic hoooooman that worships the false god emperor? HA! Don't make me laugh

    3. Virl

      Virl

      At least I have a cool bolter, which shoots heretics, unlike you with your shitty lumber axe. Stupid cunt God

    4. Valexia

      Valexia

      Axe > Everything. That's all that needs to be said you... you... filthy twat!

  8. Valexia

    I heard you like cake so I bought you a cake, but... it's only the plate for it... strange, I swear I had a cake on this plate... *licks her lips*

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    2. Virl

      Virl

      Also gimme my cake!

    3. Valexia

      Valexia

      Nu! It's my cake!

    4. Valexia

      Valexia

      Hey I'm not fat! You are!

  9. Valexia

    What's on my mind? Lemme tell you what's on my mind... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...

  10. Valexia

    Sends a crow with a little letter attached to it, this crow travelled far and wide just to send you this letter, you should be really thankful to this crow. He definitely deserves some pets, anyway, the letter reads "Cunt" with a smiley face underneath it...

    1. Virl

      Virl

      *eats the crow, with feathers and the leather then sends you a tightly wrapped package back, with nothing but "Sure" on it*

    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      *takes the package and and drops it into a volcano. She already knows whatever was written in it should be burned and sacrificed to the Blood God*

  11. Valexia

    Butts

    1. Virl

      Virl

      Titties!

    2. Virl

      Virl

      *leaves butt crumbles behind*... Don't ask. I don't know.

  12. Valexia

    Dark Rituals

    1. Virl

      Virl

      *feels ticklish.. suddenly*

    2. Valexia

      Valexia

      *jumps you whilst you sleep and tickles you to death* I... need... sacrifices!

  13. Valexia

    Nothing

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