Bran Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Create a Sentence/Questions with the following word: Love I love to love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Love means to never saying no when your man wants a threesome Polte 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRob Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 If you truly love someone, you set them free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Love is not always two minutes and 52 seconds of squishing noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JeanetteVoerman Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I love to feel your blood flowing in my mouth and between my lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polte Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 ♪♫ Love hurts.. but sometimes it's a good hurt and it feels like I'm alive..Love sings when it transcends the bad things..Have a heart and try me.. 'cause without love I won't survive.. ♫♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Love is something that i could use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elodie Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 sometime i love doing nothing Loki and mounnir 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted November 24, 2013 Author Share Posted November 24, 2013 Create a Sentence/Questions with the following word: MASTURBATE / MASTURBATION All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank. Polte 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 My life is an amalgamation of food and masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyAli Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I dropped rocks onto a horny toad once, it died. McNick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRob Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Masturbation is like playing a football match by yourself. It may not be that exciting but at least you know you'll score. Bran and Polte 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Create a Sentence/Questions with the following word: PLEASURE Is PLEASURE ever enough ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackValentine Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I want pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I like the small pleasure and gratification you get from itching a naughty part of your body in public. Muwaha! i just itched my bum on the bus! I'm such a rebel! -pleasure arises within me- Polte 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattttt Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver-Machiavelli Polte and Bran 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skar Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 If I learn to enjoy the simplest pleasure in life, I will be one step closer to be a happy man. Bran 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 My IQ drops by a 100 when I'm horny.If I'm lucky it leads to sex.Then I fall in love which is the best and worst thing that can happen to a man.What that goes bad I masturbate furiously where at least I know exactly what I'm getting.I just know there is some pleasure in there somewhere. Playing catch up...waits for next one:) Bran 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Create a Sentence/Questions with the following word: SQUEEZE 1. To press hard on or together; compress.2. To press gently, as in affection: squeezed her hand.3. To exert pressure on, as by way of extracting liquid: squeeze an orange.4. To extract by or as if by applying pressure: squeeze juice from a lemon; squeezed a confession out of a suspect.5. To extract by dishonest means; extort.6. To pressure or intimidate (someone) to comply with a demand, as to make an extortion payment.7. To obtain room for by pressure; cram: squeezed her books into the briefcase.8. To manage to find time or space for.9. Games To force (an opponent) to use a potentially winning card in a trick he or she cannot take in bridge.10. Baseball To cause (a run or base runner) to score on a squeeze play.v.intr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattttt Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 When going to the beach I squueze into my speedo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 After making fun of her mothers cooking, she squeezed my balls until I apologized Garreth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Every mans fantasy is to squeeze in between two lovely ladies. Bran 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 When going to the beach I squueze into my speedo lolMaybe a larger size speedo?Grrrrrrrrrrrr sorry could not resist it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattttt Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Or i should just go nude bran lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Or i should just go nude bran lol*blushes* err...mhm....mmm.....what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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