darkangel Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 How do I know that I am 3Dx addicted? 1. You look for your rabbit or cat ears in your wardrobe 2. you are on Love Island, you just want to change clothes and look for the button for the wardrobe 3. you are in the office, have to go to the toilet and say to your boss "brb" or "afk" 4. you're in the office, wonder why no one says hello to you. And you're trying to restart. 5. you have an accident with your car, fight with your opponent and want to make screenshots ... damn where is the print button? 6. You are sitting with your buddy in the pub, want to ask him what is no matter to others and ask him if he can not pm you 7. and if you want to go home after 12 glasses beer and move to the door, there is suddenly "lost server connection" 8. if your buddy calls you the next day and asks if you can help him at home with a little problem and wonder why you can not jump to him 9. you are at a party and have a guy who is always annoying you and wonder why he does not disappear when you ignore him 10. If you can not sleep at night and think: Why can't I log out? 11. you look in the morning out of the window, see a new construction site and think: ohhhh noooo not another update! 12. If you ask your boss why he does not pay you in xGold 13. if you want to pay with xGold in the Supermarket-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------in german Woran erkenne ich, ob ich 3Dx -süchtig bin?1. du suchst vergeblich in deinem Kleiderschrank nach Hasen- oder Katzenohren2. du stehst auf Love Island, willst dich mal eben umziehen und suchst den button für den Kleiderschrank3. du bist im Büro, mußt mal aufs klo und sagst zu deinem Chef "brb" oder "afk"4. du bist im Büro, wunderst dich warum keiner hallo zu dir sagt. und du versuchst, neu zu starten.5. du hast mit deinem Auto einen Unfall, streitest dich mit deinem Unfallgegner und willst Screenshots machen ... wo verdammt ist die Print- taste?6. du sitzt mit deinem Kumpel in der Kneipe, möchtest ihn was fragen, was keinem was angeht und fragst ihn, ob er dich nicht pmen kann7. und wenn du nach 12 Gläsern bier nach hause möchtest und zur Tür raus gehen willst, steht da plötzlich "lost server connection"8. wenn dein Kumpel dich am nächsten Tag anruft und fragt, ob du ihm zu hause bei einem kleinen Problem helfen kannst und wunderst dich, warum du ihn nicht anspringen kannst9. du bist auf ner Party und hast so'n Typen, der dich ständig nervt und wunderst dich warum er nicht verpufft, wenn du ihn ignorierst10. wenn du nachts nicht schlafen kannst und denkst: warum kann ich mich nicht ausloggen?11. du guckst morgens aus dem Fenster, siehst eine neue Baustelle und denkst: och neee nich schon wieder ein update !12. wenn du deinen Chef fragst, warum er dir deinen Lohn nicht in xGold auszahlt13. wenn du im Aldi mit xGold bezahlen willst TamaraSweet, FBSF87, Veronique and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashion Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 when you go and dig up this topic http://3dxforum.com/index.php?/topic/704-you-know-you-have-been-playing-3dx-too-much-when/?hl=playing Chilles, Camden, MissPlaced and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceres Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When you're constantly getting frustrated you can't change the camera angle, every time you watch a video or play a computer game. darkangel and Chilles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SherryS Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When you are texting and find yourself texting "smile" or "nod" in a comment to your own child. darkangel and Chilles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analiza Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...I am addicted... help me Kiss TamaraSweet and darkangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetCaress1 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When you get the urge to slow dance with everyone you see ....oh wait ...that might just be me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilles Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When you try to use the F5 Ego-Shooter Mode in Clubs for locking under the skirts of Dancing girls ^^ TamaraSweet, darkangel and MissPlaced 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamaraSweet Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When you search a floating iceberg in your beacharea, because you want to dance on it.. darkangel and Chilles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpetras Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Hey Dark, very clever post. -smiles- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanar Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 ... when you wake up and you don't get any money.... When you try to kiss the girl you just met after 20 minutes... if you undress completly first, then put back on your boxers while you're at the beach. Chilles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilles Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 When your partner wants sex and you start to complain about the lag of animations darkangel, TamaraSweet and MissPlaced 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliU Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 ...if you get slapped after cold inviting a girl instead of getting ignored.... Chilles and darkangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetCaress1 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 When you look for the button that changes your hairstyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kcissem Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 When you look for and can't find that delete character button When you look for and can't find that create new character to start over When you realize it takes more than taking your clothes off to get a boner When you try to feed your avatar dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 How do I know that i am 3Dx addicted? ....when its to late^^ Deeborah, Chilles and TamaraSweet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamaraSweet Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 when u try to pass some walls to reach the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastal Gabby Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 When you decide to watch porn, but see computer generated avis instead of real people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest silverbackalphabull Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 When someone tells you they're going to delete their avatar and make a new one and lies straight to your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceres Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 When you're jealous over how your avatar never has to even think about STDs ... or any birth control whatsoever ... or periods ... or UTIs ... or yeast infections ... even though guys here insist on vaginal right after anal (without washing up first). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 When you wonder what that pain in your stomach is, realize you haven't eaten in 2 days, shrug, drop 30 coins in your candy dish and Crack another beer...... chaostika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 btw - the answers below are not from me hahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeAngelo Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 btw - the answers below are not from me hahaaa Well yeah! titties make me want to go back ingame and MOTORBOAT! chaostika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Well yeah! titties make me want to go back ingame and MOTORBOAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Starfire Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 How do you know when your addicted... When the top of your RL pussy and your clit are so sore you have to stop going into 3dXchat Lesbian rooms in order for it to heal up.Not about to go to the doctor or my gyn and tell them how I got a friction burn on my genitals because of a video game.. Thats how you know...I'm off to find some KY Jelly at the store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeiLing Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 You should use eggs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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