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                                               let’s have some fun....everyone is welcome to post!  :P

 

 

                                  " Is there a keg in your pants? because I'd like to tap that rear end " xD

 

                                                                               :lol:  :huh:  :lol:

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We talking in general like Real life, because if were doing 3Dxchat then...

 

"Invite for sex? I good Bob and Betty showed me.."

 

That feel like one of those you'd see around here  :lol:  :D

 

yeah...I've met One of them today lol " may i ask what type of cookie you are ? bc id like to taste your cookie..."  :blink:  :lol:  :lol:

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Guest Twiggy

Oh god I could write pages of ones I have heard in here..

 

I'm just following my dick and it lead me straight to you.

If I invite you to my room will you cum.

Sorry for not looking you in the eyes but I can't get mine off your ass.

Hi my name is ..... , it is likely you have heard of me but if you haven't I am well known as the best in here at making love.

Girl, the way you shake that ass you are going to put Viagra out of business.

Hi remember me, last month you promised the next time we met in here we would have awesome sex.

 

One of the funniest ones I have had, a guy sent me a cold invite which I just clicked away, he then sent me a message...

Him ...  Hi, I send you invite why you not come.

Me ..... Because I don't take cold invites.

Him ...  sorry how I send hot invite.

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Guest TrixyTrump

Hi, isn't this the same as this ? : )

Eclipse, it seems to be. But the one you noted, the last response was a year ago. 

And I do not see why there is a problem for DC to start it back up again.

It is not like she said she is the first to ever have the idea.

She is just trying to open dialog, and have people share experiences.

 

Trixy

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Okay, so I was dancing on the stage in Sin, as is usual for me...and I was probably minus some clothes (also pretty normal for me) when this guy starts pming me in the following style...

"I FUCK YOU GOOD"
"FUCK YOU IN THE ASS"
"I FUCK YOUR PUSSY"

And yes it was all in capitals...

I was actually laughing too much to be offended...even when he sent me a gift and managed to send me a slow dance, invite and partner request so they were all on screen at the same time.

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Okay, so I was dancing on the stage in Sin, as is usual for me...and I was probably minus some clothes (also pretty normal for me) when this guy starts pming me in the following style...

 

"I FUCK YOU GOOD"

"FUCK YOU IN THE ASS"

"I FUCK YOUR PUSSY"

 

And yes it was all in capitals...

 

I was actually laughing too much to be offended...even when he sent me a gift and managed to send me a slow dance, invite and partner request so they were all on screen at the same time.

I think the capitals were to show he REALLY meant it... or was typing one-handed and couldn't reach the caps lock.

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I guess they do if you can back them up. In the end, however you choose to break the ice, you gotta be able to melt it too...

 

I guess like in Sales, its a numbers game. If you proposition 100 girl avatars with pickup lines, one will say yes.

Delivering or as you imply "melt the ice" only buys you a second opportunity. :)

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