DeliciousCookie Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 let’s have some fun....everyone is welcome to post! " Is there a keg in your pants? because I'd like to tap that rear end " xD MissPlaced, OLESYA, Bennet and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TashaTight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 We talking in general like Real life, because if were doing 3Dxchat then... "Invite for sex? I good Bob and Betty showed me.." That feel like one of those you'd see around here DAmor, DeliciousCookie, MissPlaced and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliciousCookie Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 We talking in general like Real life, because if were doing 3Dxchat then... "Invite for sex? I good Bob and Betty showed me.." That feel like one of those you'd see around here yeah...I've met One of them today lol " may i ask what type of cookie you are ? bc id like to taste your cookie..." MissPlaced 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twiggy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Oh god I could write pages of ones I have heard in here.. I'm just following my dick and it lead me straight to you.If I invite you to my room will you cum.Sorry for not looking you in the eyes but I can't get mine off your ass.Hi my name is ..... , it is likely you have heard of me but if you haven't I am well known as the best in here at making love.Girl, the way you shake that ass you are going to put Viagra out of business.Hi remember me, last month you promised the next time we met in here we would have awesome sex. One of the funniest ones I have had, a guy sent me a cold invite which I just clicked away, he then sent me a message...Him ... Hi, I send you invite why you not come.Me ..... Because I don't take cold invites.Him ... sorry how I send hot invite. MissPlaced, DeliciousCookie, Matrix and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipse Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Hi, isn't this the same as this ? : ) DeliciousCookie and DAmor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelyn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Worst pickup line of all time is "hi”. >.< It's such a boring opener and usually a fair warning for not a great time. TashaTight, DeliciousCookie, DAmor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAmor Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Do you believe in love at first sight? Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? OMG there is so many Bennet, DeliciousCookie and LadyLayla 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TrixyTrump Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Hi, isn't this the same as this ? : )Eclipse, it seems to be. But the one you noted, the last response was a year ago. And I do not see why there is a problem for DC to start it back up again.It is not like she said she is the first to ever have the idea.She is just trying to open dialog, and have people share experiences. Trixy DeliciousCookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnyNameWillDo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Thanks everyone. I've saved all these to a notepad document entitled 'the drought is over'... Bennet, MissPlaced and DeliciousCookie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MickaL Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 "I have something to show you." I use it a lot lol DeliciousCookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Gosh, Darn, Golly... do pick up lines actually work?Have I been missing something? DeliciousCookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPlaced Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Okay, so I was dancing on the stage in Sin, as is usual for me...and I was probably minus some clothes (also pretty normal for me) when this guy starts pming me in the following style..."I FUCK YOU GOOD""FUCK YOU IN THE ASS""I FUCK YOUR PUSSY"And yes it was all in capitals...I was actually laughing too much to be offended...even when he sent me a gift and managed to send me a slow dance, invite and partner request so they were all on screen at the same time. DAmor, DeliciousCookie, ChiK73 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnyNameWillDo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Okay, so I was dancing on the stage in Sin, as is usual for me...and I was probably minus some clothes (also pretty normal for me) when this guy starts pming me in the following style... "I FUCK YOU GOOD""FUCK YOU IN THE ASS""I FUCK YOUR PUSSY" And yes it was all in capitals... I was actually laughing too much to be offended...even when he sent me a gift and managed to send me a slow dance, invite and partner request so they were all on screen at the same time.I think the capitals were to show he REALLY meant it... or was typing one-handed and couldn't reach the caps lock. MissPlaced and Nellie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Pick up line of the day: DAmor, MissPlaced, ChiK73 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnyNameWillDo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Pick up line of the day:Did he live up to expectations? I mean you said yes, right? MissPlaced, ChiK73 and Nellie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyBritney Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My profile: >.> DeliciousCookie, Nikki, MissPlaced and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Did he live up to expectations? I mean you said yes, right? Hahahahaha HaHa My profile: >.> AnyNameWillDo and MissPlaced 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnyNameWillDo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Gosh, Darn, Golly... do pick up lines actually work?Have I been missing something?I guess they do if you can back them up. In the end, however you choose to break the ice, you gotta be able to melt it too... MissPlaced and Matrix 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnyNameWillDo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My profile: >.> Not always bad... LOL. Meaning usually it is. I guess you were gonna say 'no' until you learned he was called John AND from Barcelona... MissPlaced and Nellie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyBritney Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Some more! Sometimes not sure if I should just laugh or cry Nikki, Briana, MissPlaced and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 That he is from barcelona might change alot for some girls. Who knows DeliciousCookie and MissPlaced 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyBritney Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Not always bad... LOL. Meaning usually it is. I guess you were gonna say 'no' until you learned he was called John AND from Barcelona... Yup, I was about to ignore him till I learnt he is from Barcelona ^.^ MissPlaced 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceres Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Worst pickup line of all time is "hi”. >.< It's such a boring opener and usually a fair warning for not a great time. Even worse is "hru." I'm normally a nice person, but hearing that makes me want to kill. LadyLayla, ChiK73, MissPlaced and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 ... DeliciousCookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I guess they do if you can back them up. In the end, however you choose to break the ice, you gotta be able to melt it too... I guess like in Sales, its a numbers game. If you proposition 100 girl avatars with pickup lines, one will say yes.Delivering or as you imply "melt the ice" only buys you a second opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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