Toolan Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Many people like to sport pictures of their genitals here to attract partners, more so on the male fan base, and it's no simple matter choosing how you want to lay out your dick picture, you must take many things into account before trying to attract or frighten you next potential courtship. Such as: 1. Lighting: Not going to impress with the lights dim, you want people to see the colour and detail of your penis, a vein won't hurt either! So have a spotlight on you and the camera focused on you junk! 2. Scale: If it's just a picture of your noodle alone people are going to think you are rocking a Vienna Sausage. Try placing your hand a the base of your penis or even having your arm in the shot, your pet cat, or just a nice thumbs up to show how proud you are of your penis! 3. Erection: Clearly the hardest part... You need to make sure you have a good breakfast high in vitamins and minerals to ensure it's erection. (watermelon is highly recommended) Often videos of your favorite female curling team or even that Korean lady who covers herself in food will assist you as it has in my ventures! 4. What to wear: This is not easy for many reasons, you have to choose, and it's not as simple as "tightly whiteys" and "boxers", were looking at the courtship of your next potential soul mate! I often go with my classic Ninja Turtle Pajama pants, for it shows that i am hip and like retro things which is popular this day and age with those who have grown up in the 80/90's. However your best pair of track pants with 3 holes in them and a slight stain of mustard from that sausage you just had will look fabulous! 5. Taking pictures that are not yours: This is the best way, you can pick nearly several dick pictures for the 3DX gallery often I like to pick a few different colours and sizes for variety. Which is the spice of life, when asked about the inconstant sizes just simply say when you have X diet or X time of year you have the penis of a 7 foot black man. You will never have them pose another question, I assure you that! 6. The delivery: Often people ask be "But Toolan, how do I present these lovely women with my photo I worked so hard-on?" I'll often tell them it's all in how to speak and give that first impression. Example 1: "Excuse me, you look delightful, I don't often do this, but would you like to see a picture of my erect penis?" - See he is doomed from the start, showing many signs of weakness and self doubt outwardly to your potential partner. Example #2 "Hey Bibi u wanna c my pics?" - Flawless, it shows he is assertive, yet still sensitive to the lady by calling her "Bibi" which is a bastardization of the world "baby" showing how well spoken in the ways of slang he is. Also choice play not saying what it is a picture of, the surprise will surely be welcome! Well I sure do hope you have learned something today about sending pictures of your genitals out to strangers you want to meet! Cheers!-Tips with Toolan Millia, Wine, KYUSS and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Another thing that really gets me going is when they say, "hi how r u." This shows that despite being rock hard they still care about my feelings. It's usually instant sex. Tipsy, JanaX, Sakuya and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayaX Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Looking forward to the next Tips with Toolan! KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xMaceyx Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I too can't wait for the next helpful tip. KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wine Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Toolan, That was some awesome tips. I laughed so hard. Thanks! KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Looking forward to the next Tips with Toolan! Hey im here now... KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I too can't wait for the next helpful tip. ... but i wont be very helpfull KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Dick pictures = dont Leeloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twiggy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I didn't know there was so much work into doing these dick pics.Maybe the next time some random dude pms me and says, "Hi Bibi, u wanna c my dick pics" I might say ok, ..... not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGr Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 awesome tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Since 90% of the 3DX women population is lesbian a picture of a dick wont matter anyway Athena Starfire, KYUSS and Leeloo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukimaru Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Since 90% of the 3DX women population is lesbian a picture of a dick wont matter anyway Only 90 % ? xD KYUSS and Toolan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twiggy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Since 90% of the 3DX women population is lesbian a picture of a dick wont matter anyway And 90% of that 90% have their own dicks to pic Wine, Togo and Kimba 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolan Posted April 5, 2016 Author Share Posted April 5, 2016 Stunning feedback! I hope you all enjoyed reading as I did compiling this list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Robi, Sentra and Tipsy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 nice work toolan. I dont do dick pics but if i ever get stupid enough to decide to, i will follow these tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolan Posted April 5, 2016 Author Share Posted April 5, 2016 Yea I really don't do "dick pictures" however I just wanted to give advice in the perspective of a "fuck boi" What's a fuck boi anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Yea I really don't do "dick pictures" however I just wanted to give advice in the perspective of a "fuck boi" What's a fuck boi anyway?no clue, cant help you there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playme Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Tip 7 - Clean the area around the said "dick Pic". No one wants to see dirty socks or trash on the floor or a night-stand that hasn't been dusted since it moved in. I won't even go there about the sheets Toolan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 OMG!!!!!.. WTF...lMAO....you got to be kidding.....,A whole post on how to properly, effectively take pics of your Johnson,woww, and not only that!!!, But also the best way to showcase it,sweet, damn, I feel enlightened now thank TOOL HANman...lol.. Please give me a break...Bro I'm starting to think there is no hope for us men..Godd...What next???...Not for this guy..My beaver fluffer is definitely not going on public display.. I guess you could just save the trouble, and steal a wonder super cock pic from the net, then Whamm! !!! There you have it,a perfectly crafted, photo shopped, Godd like, women slayer at your service..haha..I have now officially seen it all here..lol...Please guys keep your bat and balls to your selves please..Haha..Just a thought.. Toolan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolan Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 Robo, I think you've missed the point of this thread. It's called satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desirea Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Another thing that really gets me going is when they say, "hi how r u." This shows that despite being rock hard they still care about my feelings. It's usually instant sex. Damn... all I get is "hi".... guess I need to work harder, or dress hotter, to get the "how r u". Wine and Wendy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Damn... all I get is "hi".... guess I need to work harder, or dress hotter, to get the "how r u". how r u? Wine and Desirea 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xMaceyx Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Goes one step further. how r u? you are a very beautiful lady Desirea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Goes one step further. how r u? you are a very beautiful lady i can only be so nice. i think you are reaching the boundaries xMaceyx and Desirea 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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