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So my sister left me some rye bread - thanks! But turns out my best friend C hates the stuff. O M G! Please can you help me convince C that Rye bread is in fact super yummy.

 

Here is one I prepared earlier. I hope it works!

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Sorry if the sight of rye bread made you hungry and I ruined your January diet.

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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

 

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

 

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

 

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

 

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

 

As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

 

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

 

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

 

He said, "I want five loaves."

 

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

 

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."

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 I so love the lovely taste. That massing aroma when you first cut into it in the morning.  Its great lightly toasted, served as a sandwich with a lovely slice of ham.. Even better yet toasted served with your favorite butter... OMG I want some knowwwwwwwwww.  Be back in a few hours running to the shop and buying some............   :lol:

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