Guest sweetjoy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 We all know a " broken ass " is what every girl dream of... Main stream porn has made every boy belive the ass is " vagina 2 " Wankers it's about pick up lines here !if you wanna let your ass been broken with such an pick up line ...no more comment then ... sweetjoy aka jowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 We all know a " broken ass " is what every girl dream of... Main stream porn has made every boy belive the ass is " vagina 2 " Wankers Dont say every guy because that is false AverageNobody 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 When I was in college a guy told nearly ever day for a semester, "hey, nice shoes wanna fuck?" Everyday of the semester I would laugh and walk on from the dorms to class. On the last day of class he asked again "hey, nice shoes wanna fuck?" I told him yes. I was late for class that day, and wished I would have said yes the first day of the semester! jameis and Nebraska 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageNobody Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 "I want your cum in my uterus." My immediate response was to iggy the male-operated girl, until I realized later "it" was actually female after some trite conversation, then I became mildly interested. AverageNobody 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayaX Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 i wouldnt call that a line. Thats just someone being a douche It is still a line to pickup girls. Therefore it is a pickup line albeit not a very good one hence the thread title of worst pickup line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateelda Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 About 2 weeks ago I think, in the NC:I want to dip my spoon into your yoghurt!Dude, no.. just... no Tipsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayaX Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 I can't remember where I saw this but: I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyLittlePoney Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 To me... Simple but it's in game so I don't know if it counts for U but... Anyway...Only with my name in game... the most popular is:''Hey Beauty... I would like so much to ride U.'' ;pAnd I'm like ''omg... -_-'' Tipsy and Nebraska 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Faisal, Ziki, Xalie and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanaLove Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Him; Hi, mind if I dance here with you?Me: Not at allHim: Sorry I am so stiff, you look hotme; (Groans here it comes) 6DarkRaven9, AliceFrost and RedJewel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electricfirecracker Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Todays bad pick up line brought to you by me..I wanna stick my purple headed warrior into your massive mounds of love pudding. 6DarkRaven9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6DarkRaven9 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Todays bad pick up line brought to you by me.. I wanna stick my purple headed warrior into your massive mounds of love pudding.Oh my side, it-it hurts so much! lmaoOh-oh wow....just...just wow. :lol: Electricfirecracker and Nebraska 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiseMo Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 2 days ago: How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Is that a mirror in your pants... Because I see myself in them. Are you toast? I want to spread my butter all over you. You're on fire... Let me put you out. Tipsy and Electricfirecracker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electricfirecracker Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Lol.. Nice.. Here is another one, there are many variations of it.. Well, there pretty lady, I think your forehead and my belt buckle should meet. (Best used when wearing a large belt buckle. TheGreatNyeh and Tipsy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MilaD Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 LOL think most of german boys should learn to write in english...all better than "hallo wie geht es dir" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Yeah... That one works best at the rodeo I hear. Here's one more I've heard/seen. I think you dropped this... *hands her a feather* it fell from one of your wings. I lol'd hard at that one when I saw some one pulled that. They didn't like that at all. Tipsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 accidental double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 it's about pick up lines here !if you wanna let your ass been broken with such an pick up line ...no more comment then ... sweetjoy aka jowie Ever heard of Irony ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Dont say every guy because that is false I didnt say " every guy ". I used the word boy for a reason. Sãmy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sãmy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 "Nice legs, what time do they open?" Meh Tipsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 There's always... Nice dress! It would look even better crumpled up on the floor by my bed. I've heard that one a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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