AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Just a random topic that I think might be fun... Wondering what the worst pickup line anyone here has ever heard of? Could be from anywhere, the funnier the better Thanks! Oh and almost forgot. I know its a really used one, but my favorite bad pickup line has to be "Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now..." xP Its bad and people have probably heard it before but there we go ^^ Poledra, KatieLee, Exclusive and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Worst I've used (in person even!): you look fun, I had to come talk to you. (She laughed in my face, New Years Eve a few years ago. I didn't even have a follow up I didn't know what to say.) Worst I've heard was something about space pants. Something like 'Are those space pants, 'cuz your ass is out of this world.' And for woman, I had a woman just grab my cock once. No bid deal right? She had a messed up ring and she grabbed my head in such a way that it pinched the crap out of me! It was the anti pickup line. AliceFrost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Another really bad one I heard was somewhere along the lines of "Hows the weather down under? Any humidity?" That one just makes me cringe >.< LanaLove, Cris and RosemaryT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electricfirecracker Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Worst I have ever seen used was in another game.. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" *facepalms* It wasn't me that used it of course, I tend to be a bit more creative than that. AliceFrost and RosemaryT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 " Hi how are you ? " Sure its the normal thing to say in real life, but here ? All i hear is " im boring and not imaginative so i wont make you laugh and i dont do descriptive sex chat " Me1a, Sparklebottom, Nakadashi and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 " Hi how are you ? " Sure its the normal thing to say in real life, but here ? All i hear is " im boring and not imaginative so i wont make you laugh and i dont do descriptive sex chat " Mostly true lol Nakadashi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieLee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 funniest one someone has used on me isAre you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here neopaleo, AliceFrost and Nebraska 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 " Hi how are you ? " Sure its the normal thing to say in real life, but here ? All i hear is " im boring and not imaginative so i wont make you laugh and i dont do descriptive sex chat " Alright alright, you're not wrong. But it is hard for a man to tell his life story 20 times an evening when he's trying to meet new people and, admit it, some of the woman are just limp and dull. The road goes both ways. I want to be an author, I like books and movies and a well oiled ass of a woman who works out is my favorite body part. How often can you say that in an attempt to get someone to be chatty? True, the straight to roleplay approach is really fun, but again it isn't just men that sometimes prove to be dull dudds. Wow, not trying to flame like a juvenile, I'm sorry if it reads that way, simply stating that getting your foot in the door is pretty hard for some men if they can't use their looks and body language. Same for both male and female I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Alright alright, you're not wrong. But it is hard for a man to tell his life story 20 times an evening when he's trying to meet new people and, admit it, some of the woman are just limp and dull. The road goes both ways. I want to be an author, I like books and movies and a well oiled ass of a woman who works out is my favorite body part. How often can you say that in an attempt to get someone to be chatty? True, the straight to roleplay approach is really fun, but again it isn't just men that sometimes prove to be dull dudds. Wow, not trying to flame like a juvenile, I'm sorry if it reads that way, simply stating that getting your foot in the door is pretty hard for some men if they can't use their looks and body language. Same for both male and female I suppose. All you need to do is read the profile before you talk and you can usally use that to start a conversation. This is basically why we have profiles in the first place. AliceFrost, RosemaryT, LadyLayla and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Yeah... you're right. Am I weird to think that sometimes profiles are 'cheating'? Is it less genuine at that point? Or is it just my odd brain. Perhaps instead you're 100% right and the profile is how we mitigate the lack of appearance and body language many of us would use. That makes sense. I guess, disregard my jargon. I bow to to Tipsy's logic. Tipsy and SolidMike 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I dont use lines, I can strike out without them. Its a gift OLESYA and AverageNobody 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 I dont use lines, I can strike out without them. Its a gift But you must have heard of some pretty bad ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 hmm, ok, how about... If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? LanaLove, RosemaryT and AliceFrost 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosemaryT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I enjoyed this thread and agree 100% about the "Hi. How are you." lines. I usually try to respond well, and give them until the 4th line or so to think up something beyond "Are you having a nice night?"....At that point they'd have to seriously pull out the big creative guns to impress. Worst line? Probably..."You look like trash. Can I take you out?" ....Couldn't stop laughing long enough to even type a response.... Me1a, StelioKontos, Tipsy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 I enjoyed this thread and agree 100% about the "Hi. How are you." lines. I usually try to respond well, and give them until the 4th line or so to think up something beyond "Are you having a nice night?"....At that point they'd have to seriously pull out the big creative guns to impress. Worst line? Probably..."You look like trash. Can I take you out?" ....Couldn't stop laughing long enough to even type a response....Omg I wouldn't know what to do lol OLESYA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heavy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Place: Love Island.Who: Some girl next to the fire.My line: Hej do U want to see something big?Her line: Go f*** yourself.My line: No, no, no... I was thinking about the moon.Her line: Oh... jer146, 6DarkRaven9 and RosemaryT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6DarkRaven9 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Reminds me of a party I went to a while ago. "Hey baby you so fine, I wanna smack that ass and make you mine." A guy at a party said to me a few weeks ago. He got to see my back as I walked away. "You're one sexy ginger, ever done it with a black guy before?" A guy at the same party said to me. He got to see me laugh and walk away. "Such a pretty young woman, how can you still be single?" A guy at the same party said to me. He got to see my eyes roll as I walked away. "Hey try this stuff." Said a guy at the same party handing me a bottle of liquor I never heard of. He then said, "Wanna go to the bathroom and smoke one?" I thanked him for the bottle, kissed his cheek, and said I don't do that stuff while walking away. "Sorry about that, um can we start over?" It was the guy who gave me the bottle. I was a little out of it by now, could barely stand! lol "OK sure." I told him.He then introduced himself as Mike and asked if I was single, told him yes, he then grew a pair, "So how about I show you what a real man can do? I'll make you scream the big O quicker than anyone else!" I fell to the floor laughing gripping my side as I cried in pain from the laughing. I decided to give him a chance seeing how he was the nicest of the bunch of horn dogs there. lolSo we went outside, into the garage, and I blew him. He then asked if he could put it in me. I said he needs a condom, lucky guy had one on him.Turned out to be a meh time, not surprised he was just full of himself because he sucked at sex. Word of advice, if he's hot, don't think he could be any good. Me1a, zoelee1, bamagirl and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceFrost Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Reminds me of a party I went to a while ago. "Hey baby you so fine, I wanna smack that ass and make you mine." A guy at a party said to me a few weeks ago. He got to see my back as I walked away. "You're one sexy ginger, ever done it with a black guy before?" A guy at the same party said to me. He got to see me laugh and walk away. "Such a pretty young woman, how can you still be single?" A guy at the same party said to me. He got to see my eyes roll as I walked away. "Hey try this stuff." Said a guy at the same party handing me a bottle of liquor I never heard of. He then said, "Wanna go to the bathroom and smoke one?" I thanked him for the bottle, kissed his cheek, and said I don't do that stuff while walking away. "Sorry about that, um can we start over?" It was the guy who gave me the bottle. I was a little out of it by now, could barely stand! lol "OK sure." I told him.He then introduced himself as Mike and asked if I was single, told him yes, he then grew a pair, "So how about I show you what a real man can do? I'll make you scream the big O quicker than anyone else!" I fell to the floor laughing gripping my side as I cried in pain from the laughing. I decided to give him a chance seeing how he was the nicest of the bunch of horn dogs there. lolSo we went outside, into the garage, and I blew him. He then asked if he could put it in me. I said he needs a condom, lucky guy had one on him.Turned out to be a meh time, not surprised he was just full of himself because he sucked at sex. Word of advice, if he's hot, don't think he could be any good. I ran out of the ability to "like" for the day but this made me laugh so hard >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 ok the two i have heard are: "I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle. or "i wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!" RosieT and RosemaryT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sweetjoy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 worst ever .... 'hey white bitch , i wanna break your ass and fuck you hard'such a bbc dude with a tiny dick probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayaX Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Did you hear? There will only be seven planets remaining after I destroy Uranus. 6DarkRaven9, Electricfirecracker and Tipsy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electricfirecracker Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Here is another one Whats long, hard and tough to swallow? (Insert response here) Nooo.. A fully grown cactus, but damn I like where your mind is at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 worst ever .... 'hey white bitch , i wanna break your ass and fuck you hard'such a bbc dude with a tiny dick probably i wouldnt call that a line. Thats just someone being a douche LanaLove 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipsy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 worst ever .... 'hey white bitch , i wanna break your ass and fuck you hard'such a bbc dude with a tiny dick probably We all know a " broken ass " is what every girl dream of... Main stream porn has made every boy belive the ass is " vagina 2 " Wankers LanaLove and Me1a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exclusive Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 How about Hey baby gurl I know you must be tired, because you been running through my mind all night! Lame! You just met the chick how was she running through... Any way! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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