SkyDiver Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 found this pic on a Hentai/Porn web site...i'm confused...do i have to jerk off to this HOW?! ...i mean i know how...but for fuck sake...to THIS?!...ah ok...i'll give it a go... i've been trying for a fucking hour! i'm a man with commitment damn it! at first i tried to be all nice and loving "- oh baby you have beautiful eeeer...eyes... you re sooo..yellow, and ...ah for fuck sake..." wasted 15 min on this crap, then i tried to be sexy "- ah your lips.. (oh fuck she has a fucking beak!)..oh your beak is sexy i wanna stick my..." wasted another 20 min on that, then i tried to do it hard core porn stile "- come here you bird bitch, with slut eyes and blowjob beak, you fuck everyone around here don't'cha you slut, turn around i'll gonna drill your yellow ass!" and still fucking nothing! i even didn't had a proper erection thorough all of this...it's impossible! Can you do it? sexycdn, CathyDeeFox, AbbigailB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 This is fucking hilarious! OMG, thank you so much for posting, Sky! I'm not sure I've ever seen a more unsexy image, without it being particularly vulgar or offensive... Absolute Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3DStoya Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I consider myself pansexual, but I'm drawing a line here. Callista 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCloneGuy Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 *blinks*...rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDiver Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 gonna add a spoiler : i written this for comedy purposes XDhope you all had good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Larrygair Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Some things are not worth trying... L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYUSS Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 gonna add a spoiler : i written this for comedy purposes XDhope you all had good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedJewel Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 lol so funny, should have just said nah and walked away , so not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rori Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 is it me or the duck has a goatee sexycdn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDiver Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 ducks don't have goatee's...but i'm not even sure it's duck O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rori Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 ok Platypus with a goatee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3DStoya Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "I hate you guys too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDiver Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 oh no, i'm not trying it again even if she brings bozze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callista Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I consider myself pansexual, but I'm drawing a line here. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunBug Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 zzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVIonique Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 >_< All the while I read this and kept wtfing and laughing. Gr8 stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Mission accomplished. Sparklebottom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklebottom Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I'm pretty sure I can do it too. Not that I *want* to, but if I get in a weird mood sometime I'll come here and give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklebottom Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Challenge completed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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