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#1
After a "Grand Opening", you will never ever see the respective location being opened again.

#2
Only exception from rule #1 is when there are additional "Grand Openings" for the same location. (also called DomMac's law)

#3
People who write "don't cold me" in their profiles are quite naive. How else would they get the idea that colders would read profiles before colding?

#4 
Those who complain the most about "Pose Clickers" in their profiles also complain the loudest that there are no new poses with every update.

#5 
The bigger the breasts of an ava, the better the chances that a real surprise is hidden under the virtual skirt.

#6 
Deal with people who have "no drama!" written in their profile and drama is 95% guaranteed! You want to have fun? Then avoid people who have "Only here for fun" in their profiles at all costs.

#7
No serious virtual slut will have the word "Slut" in the avatar name. The same goes for the terms "Teen", "BBC", "Dom" and "DJ". For example, "DJTeenslut" is therefore neither Teen nor Slut and least of all DJ.

#8
In 3dx a blowjob lasts 2 hours and eternal love lasts 2 weeks. This is called the 3dx time distortion.

#9
The law of inverse sexual proportionality says: The more terms like "gangbang", "fuck", "orgy" appear in a room name, the lower the probability that there are gangbangs, orgies or sex at all. This rule can be combined with the Capital-letters-assumption: The more capital letters in a room name, the less the chances for some sexual fun.

#10
A derivation of the axiom of 3dx time distortion combined with Bob's assumption (#11) leads to the rule of semantic ambiguity. It states that the expressions

  1. I will do immediately....
  2. I will always...." (love you / hate you / fuck you / ...) 
  3. I will never...." (leave you / betray you / fuck he,she, it again / ... )
  4. I will be back soon...

usually have these true meanings:

  1. ...withing the next 3 days, if at all
  2. ...at least for the next 3 days
  3. ...at least not in the next 3 days
  4. ...within the next 3 days, if at all..


#11
Bob's assumption: Meet, fuck, fall in love, swear oath of undying love and loyalty, marry, betrayal, drama and breakup are more a thing of 3 days than 2 weeks.

 

tbc

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  • 4 weeks later...

Kemistry's personal No Bullshit! Policy

There are a lot of people who invest time and energy in order to create fun for others... DJs who prepare amazing sets, dance groups who practice their unique choreographies, builders who get the last out of the world editor, people who organize and  host RP groups or orgies or parties or whatever events, people who create movies or comics or stories or magazines, people who provide community discords, websites, tools.... 

All these people keep the game running and are responsible for a large part of the fun we all have in here. And they deserve attention and support and respect.

And then there are the others. I like to call them attention whores. People who e.g.

  • download full DJ sets from Youtube, press play and pretend to be "real" DJs
  • people who create whole dance groups of fake accounts only with the sole purpose to raise the visitor number of their locations
  • people who download several locations, glue them together and pretend to be "builder"
  • people who organize pitty parties and use their fake cancer or fake-whatever-illness to fill a location
  • people who found childish hacker gangs and try to destroy the fun of all others
  • people who are groupies and "very close friends" of childish hacker gangs in order to get attention and respect

just to name some of the most disgusting attention whore types.

And all these people deserve nothing. Perhaps contempt. Some of them a ban ofc. And that we call it what it is: BULLSHIT!

People keep telling me that I should just ignore these people. But I cannot. And I will not. Because if I accept their bullshit, then I dishonour the contributions of all the honest creators of "stuff". And I would also get an ulcerated stomach. So I stick to my policy. I will not support such people. I will not be friend of such people.

No bullshit!


(I copied this from another thread but also want to "save" it here because it is important part of my "chat wisdom".)

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#13
You can get the girl out of the cheap underwear - but you can never get the cheap underwear out of the girl.

(IRL wisdom, but also true for 3dxchat)


#14
The average 3dxchat cumshot would result in instant death due to dehydration.

Kira's economical derivation:
When EA would operate this game, you would have to pay $20 for a cum refill pack.

Jess' chemical analysis:
3DX cum is also able to change its physical state. If shot outside of the body then it hits and sticks to said body. If shot inside the body it suddenly develops the ability to pass through other solid matter. Think they should add it to the Periodic Table tbf.

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18 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

If I could cum like a 3DX male avi? 
Yes, I would surely die but oh! Such a glorious death! (Not sure they’d be able to get the coffin lid on however ;) ) 

"zu Tode gekommen...."

I am not sure wether there is an english equivalent for this german expression... but the german expression is very well describing the situation :D

 

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3 hours ago, Kemistry said:

#13
You can get the girl out of the cheap underwear - but you can never get the cheap underwear out of the girl.

(IRL wisdom, but also true for 3dxchat)


#14
The average 3dxchat cumshot would result in instant death due to dehydration.

Kira's economical derivation:
When EA would operate this game, you would have to pay $20 for a cum refill pack.

Jess' chemical analysis:
3DX cum is also able to change its physical state. If shot outside of the body then it hits and sticks to said body. If shot inside the body it suddenly develops the ability to pass through other solid matter. Think they should add it to the Periodic Table tbf.

To add to the economic effects, I wonder about the cost of laundry, replacement of bedding and furniture, shampooing of carpets, etc.  Between myself and my partner the amount of cum damage has been astronomical!  🙃

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On 12/27/2020 at 5:08 PM, JackPine said:

To add to the economic effects, I wonder about the cost of laundry, replacement of bedding and furniture, shampooing of carpets, etc.  Between myself and my partner the amount of cum damage has been astronomical!  🙃

"Cum damage" is such a cute word...  I try not to wet my panties laughing :D

But we have to be fair... there might be also huge economical effects from "squirt damage"... average 3dx squirt is sufficent to water a garden for some days.

 

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3 hours ago, Kemistry said:

"Cum damage" is such a cute word...  I try not to wet my panties laughing :D

But we have to be fair... there might be also huge economical effects from "squirt damage"... average 3dx squirt is sufficent to water a garden for some days.

 

I want those 'hydroponic' veggies! Not to mention those panties. 😋

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#17

Kemistry's negotiation technique for all working girls (and anyone else who may find it useful):

He: What are your rates?
She: 5 Gifts.
He: I will give you 4.
She: Well, let me think..... okay, let's say 6.
He: What? But you said 5!
She: Let's agree on 7 then. And think carefully before you say anything else now.
He: Okay okay, so 5.
She: Now we are at 8.

It is called "Reverse discount" and it is a derivation of the story of the sybillian books.

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19 hours ago, Kemistry said:

#17

Kemistry's negotiation technique for all working girls (and anyone else who may find it useful):

He: What are your rates?
She: 5 Gifts.
He: I will give you 4.
She: Well, let me think..... okay, let's say 6.
He: What? But you said 5!
She: Let's agree on 7 then. And think carefully before you say anything else now.
He: Okay okay, so 5.
She: Now we are at 8.

It is called "Reverse discount" and it is a derivation of the story of the sybillian books.

In the USA you would excel at selling automobiles or insurance,  Kem!

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It feels like Spring again
But I guess it never really ends
It just comes around again
And I collect all the cards that you sent
But I could not say
If I should stay
No I might not even
Even remember your name
Ain't that a shame
Oh I'm a bad valentine, a bad valentine
I'm a bad valentine
Oh I'm so bad, bad, bad, all the time
Oh I'm a bad valentine
 

 

 

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