Leopardus Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 "You put your left foot in, your left foot out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the hokey-kokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about! You put your right foot in........" JackPine, Derai and Nektar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 "Connection Lost" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) "Error 281. This version of Humanoid Model 17/6009 does not recognise user command 'Piledriver' while operating in Adult Mode. Please make another selection or else ensure the latest operating software updates have been installed, and that you are using the latest optional add-ins. If this error persists, reboot or contact customer support." Edited August 13, 2020 by Leopardus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) Your beauty is divine, the sweet scent of your femininity so fragrant, your skin so soft and gentle... Just like Granny... Sorry to MikeyDee for using his idea Edited August 13, 2020 by Leopardus Nektar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) The sound of the Earth ACTUALLY moving for you. Edited August 14, 2020 by Leopardus JackPine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derai Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 ”My eyes! Oh god my eyes!!! It stings!!” Nektar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 (edited) i coud also give a alternative solution make a small bone for the nipple and parent the piercing on the nipple bone instead the boobies bone and no matter the boob size the piercing will be on the nipple ^^ ill give a example of how simple work it is ..ill mention blender cause i work more with blender and less with 3dsmax Swift +A open menu scroll into armature add bone yayyy name the bone, use nipple vertex groups if u also want to make hard nipples and other stuff , parent it ..now if u want the nipple to be able to also animate it u can go further and make some weights to ur needs (simple explanation) I would definately NEVER want to hear that during sex! Nipples and breasts with bones ...and then to mention a blender on top of all that ..... Edited August 21, 2020 by Leopardus Derai, Caren, chloe and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caren Posted August 22, 2020 Author Share Posted August 22, 2020 Three pages of terrifying hilarity! ❤ Leopardus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nektar Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Once more unto the breach! Leopardus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopardus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 -SNIP- Yeah, you basically just admitted to the whole world that you broke the law and abused a woman who was not in a fit state to make rationale decisions - you even suspected her drunken state was the only reason she was having sex with you. I was in a similar situation once, could easily have proceeded but decided NOT to take advantage as it would have been wrong. Men can choose to do the right thing (and her beauty or otherwise has nothing to do with the decision you take), and in this situation it was your responsibility to do so. I don't know you, but based purely on this one post, I have formed an impression that you are something of a douchbag, particularly as you don't seem to have any remorse over the incident. Quite the opposite, you seem to be proud of it. Derai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldheart Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Leopardus said: Yeah, you basically just admitted to the whole world that you broke the law and abused a woman who was not in a fit state to make rationale decisions - you even suspected her drunken state was the only reason she was having sex with you. I was in a similar situation once, could easily have proceeded but decided NOT to take advantage as it would have been wrong. Men can choose to do the right thing (and her beauty or otherwise has nothing to do with the decision you take), and in this situation it was your responsibility to do so. I don't know you, but based purely on this one post, I have formed an impression that you are something of a douchbag, particularly as you don't seem to have any remorse over the incident. Quite the opposite, you seem to be proud of it. Don't be jealous man. It's not my fault the only pussy you get is pixelated. I've heard if you sit on your hand until it falls asleep before you start whacking your unwanted and unused cock that it feels more realistic. I say give it a go and report back to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derai Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 On 8/23/2020 at 8:32 PM, Coldheart said: Don't be jealous man. It's not my fault the only pussy you get is pixelated. I've heard if you sit on your hand until it falls asleep before you start whacking your unwanted and unused cock that it feels more realistic. I say give it a go and report back to us. If it’s no big deal that you wrote about taking advantage of an intoxicated lady. (Which I believe would be called something else in some countries.) If that’s no big deal, then why’d you delete the post hm? Leopardus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derai Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Oh and to stay on topic. Something I don’t want to hear during sex (again) is the sound of the support slats of an aging bed failing and snapping during an enthusiastic encounter. Specially not when the bed ain’t yours and you have to explain (read make an excuse) to the landlord how it broke. chloe, Leopardus and Nektar 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nektar Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I've only had a bed break once. It was worth it Derai, Leopardus and chloe 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nektar Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 On topic again: "Ohh fuck yeah! Just like that! Also, have you heard the good word of our lord and saviour?" Leopardus and Caren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☙𝔼𝕩❧ Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 "Do you like Trump?" Caren and Leopardus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derai Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) From the hotel room next to yours, muffled through a wall. “Make her moan louder! I can hardly hear anything!” Edited August 26, 2020 by Derai chloe, Nektar, ☙𝔼𝕩❧ and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldheart Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 8:38 PM, Derai said: If it’s no big deal that you wrote about taking advantage of an intoxicated lady. (Which I believe would be called something else in some countries.) If that’s no big deal, then why’d you delete the post hm? I didn't delete any post. Guess you have someone else to thank for that. One would have to assume it was reported and removed. But to answer your question, no I don't think it is wrong to get drunk and have sex in whatever language. Take your pick of which one. Hope that's clear enough for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caren Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 "Connection Lost" Derai and JackPine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atle Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I got a "hang on my husband is coming home" once ... was weird to say the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RelinaWaltz Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 "After this can you take me to get more birth control pills? I ran out a few weeks ago." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckySue Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 do you like my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckySue Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 tell me how my cock tastes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckySue Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 or my favorite as an escort can I fuck you for free for 15 minutes to see if I like it Nektar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nektar Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 "Mind if I check out this portal?" Happened to me in the middle of sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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