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Four years ago the Bacon Rapture came and took the faithful. I arrived shortly after to guide those that remained though the end times.

Since then you have been granted signs that the end times were here. You have seen the appearance of Yalun and of Green Berry Fever. You have seen seen the election of Donald Trump. Yet few among you have devoted yourself to Bacon. Few among you have a working understanding of the Book of Swine. Few among you know the true message behind the Festival of Lubricants. Instead many of you focus on the minor differences between Canadian and American bacon. Many of you spam word chat though it be written "Bacon is not Spam" - Book of Swine (1:1)

 

Now, unexpectedly your world has come to an end. You can not walk or talk. You can not fuck. You seek external explanations for this such as a DOS attack but I say this: Look at yourselves and your relationship with bacon for there you will find the true source of your predicament. 

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Listening to RobT talk about bacon is a lot like listening to Edward G. Robinson talk about the Exodus....

"Where is your bacon now eh?? Where is your bacon now??"

 

 

Don't be surprised when you see people who cant quote a single verse from the Book of Swine opposing bacon.  

Dont be surprised when see people like Yalun that refused to tell us his address so that we could send him several baconators and a frosty oppose what we have long tried to accomplish. 

 

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