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  1. A typical day in 3dxchat land. Nagging Players: "Give us more clothes and haircuts now!" 3dxchat: "Here is some stuff we have been working on." Game crashes Nagging Players: "Why are you giving us clothes and haircuts!? FIX OUR GAME NOW!!!"
  2. COMEDY CLUB NIGHT@THE DECK 730 PM EST TONIGHT FUN NIGHT OF STAND UP COMEDY,LAUGHTER,AND NAUGHTINESS. Some of the funniest performers. join me @ the deck tonight. (easily offended may want to stay home).
  3. Forget Dungeons & Dragons! Come play Truncheons & Flagons, a freestyle, funny and erotic roleplaying game where brave adventurers face off against Pennywinkle the Merciless (the fourth and a halfth) and her horde of hentai themed monsters! Grab some eleven sided dice, pull up a chair, and match wits with the most off the wall game Mistress in 3dx! Trolls (and other fantasy creatures) welcome! Open to everyone with a love of erotic fantasy and a great sense of humor. Love, For more weird and wonderful events, check out my website at http://sugarbunny7.w....com/sugarbunny
  4. Welcome to the new breed.... I want your money! Holla, we want prenup, we want prenup!
  5. Let's talk about sex, baby - the good, the bad and the plain ugly. Actually, there isn't a lot of good in there. From ferret sex to semen ink, u'll soon see what we mean. And... if anyone spies u reading this Forum from over ur shoulder, just say u are revising for a pub quiz. Here are sex facts u'll wish u never heard... 1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed. 2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first. 3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh. 4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops. 5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter. 6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year. 7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second. 8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time u've finished saying it, it's too late. 9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973. 10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II. 11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet. 12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May ur penis hurt when u make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why. 13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com. 14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing u. 15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men. 16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each. 17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today. 18. The vibrator was originally invented in the 19th century as a way to reduce "hysteria." That seems a little extreme. However, we do not recommend testing that theory by taking away a woman's vibrator to see if she goes into a hysterical fit. That's just dangerous. 19. Orgasms are good for ur health! They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy! 20. Sex counts as a workout! During 30 minutes of active sex, u burn about 200 calories. 21. Next time ur significant other refuses ur advances by claiming to have a headache, remember this fact: the sex act can help to cure a headache. Sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache. 22. The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that u have to walk around with sperm on ur face. 23. In Victorian times, a slang term for a prostitute was “blowsy”. At the same time, “blow” was slang for ejaculation. Consequently, by the 1930s, the act of fellatio came to be known as a blow job. It was also used to describe jet planes in World War Two. In Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute”. 24. Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities. 25. Humans aren’t the only members of the animal kingdom that have sex just for fun. Dolphins and Bonobo chimps have also been observed engaging in sexual activity, when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles. With the exception of a pair of Cohan gorillas observed doing so, bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding. Interestingly, Bonobo chimps also play and experience joy like humans. 26. Believe it or not, in the wild, certain female penguins (even when in a committed relationship) will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. According to Dr Fiona Hunter (a zoologist): “It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up.” On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating. Having bagged their stone, they would then run off Now, what Facts do u have about the wonderful subject of sex ?
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