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:D :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqWlYpKJtcE

Seems like men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

guy sends a sms to his boss -i am really sick today. dont think i am able to work. boss sends a sms back -when i am sick i kiss my wife and it helps, try it guy sends a sms to his boss 2 hours later -yes you were right your wife is really sweet, i feel good now

there is an issue ; would you still interested in me when the words come out of my mouth absolutely superfluous

bring the boys out

looking for a magic?

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→ Mom: Why are you pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life” Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWfD_TXs4fE So you wanna play with magic Boy, you should know what you're falling for Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse Are you ready for, ready for A perfect storm, perfect storm Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine There’s no going back

I really should say its the island for relaxing