Sage Stoner

Got a doctor's appointment today. But I'll see you tomorrow. 

I'm sure you'll take good care of her if she winds up in the hospital.

No wonder I can never beat you in a fair fight, you pussy! 

Where you hiding, girl?

I'll see your gingerbread man and raise you a meat baby.

OMG, I just realized that if a woman named Mary were ever to be appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, that would make her "Mary, Queen of SCOTUS!!!" omg omg!!

Hey! I found your graduation photo on the Internet of all places!!

Thinking of you.

Here! Instead of a sweet roll, try some . . . 

Hey, who am I to disagree?

Always check your surroundings when eating a taco. 

Hey! Where did you go? I'm not done with you yet!!

Just wanted to remind you that, whereas this is a PITA for me, because it disrupts my ordinary routine, I haven't lost sight of the fact that there are a lot of people putting their mental and physical health on the line to help people. 

So how about you and Cassie kiss each other for me!

By the way, I know I don't say this enough but:

Nurses are awesome!

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

The love of an old-fashioned girl

Do you love any, do you love none? Do you love many, can you love one? Do you love me?

Neither a Troll nor a Victim be.

Taking a break from the game, but I will respond to PMs on the Forum

Like Icarus ascending on beautiful, foolish arms / Oh, Amelia, it was just a false alarm.

No more Mr. Nice Guy!!

Think your education was expensive? Try ignorance.