PandaHThomas

Hmpffff stop complaining! I'm doing my best! It's difficult with paws. Just working on adding unicorns and a waterfall and an enormous jar of honey! mhmmmm...............

hehehe Reported!

go mum and L!

not oop north they wouldn't!

As a small panda I find the biggest mistakes men make is waking me up from my slumber. Last night for example I was just about to settle down with a mug of cocoa, some toast and honey, and snuggle under my favourite blanket to watch Newsnight. There I was happily munching away on my toast and honey when I was rudely disturbed by a man called Sage or Mister or 'daddy'? Seems he was in the pool with mum and they were making a bit of a racket. I'm not very happy about this. So men, please. If you must get with mum, can you take her somewhere else! Also, if you must 'pet' me can you be gentle - I'm a panda, not your comfort blanket!