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Leeloo

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Ok, i was watching ths erotic comics section and fell on a picture that remembered me a joke so i took the image to modify it a bit and here is the joke  :lol: 

 

 

A blond woman visit her girlfriend on a saturday night and comes with flowers in her hands.

They lead to the bedroom and the blond hold the flowers to her girlfriend and say:

- Hello my love these flowers are for you for your birthday

The girlfriend undress and lean on the bed.

 

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Another one but without pics this time :

 

A guy show in front of his girlfriend's father and say:

- Hi mister, i come here to ask you your daughter's vagina.

The father cough and spill the coffee he was drinking then say :

- Can... Can you repeat ?!

The guy: I come to ask you your daughter's vagina.

The father: I suppose you mean that you want to ask me my daughter's hand...

The guy: Her hand ?!! Of course not ! If it's to do it with a hand i have mine !

 

*hides*  :ph34r: 

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