A Traveller’s Guide to Sex

[Guest JohnnyWadd]

I’m currently travelling in Germany, first stop was Berlin and now I’m into a city that I love, Munich. Most of my trips start the same way with Google, as we all know Google is an extremely handy thing but sometimes not the most accurate. i.e. There’s a brothel in Munich called Leierkasten and apparently some people have taken it upon themselves to create a fake site that posts reviews about how good the food and wine is there. This has unfortunately created problems with tourists, families have been showing up looking forward to a good meal and when the realise the closest thing to food that they have to offer is a sex worker called Candy, well they leave some what disappointed.

 

This got me thinking, 3dx community is like a virtual global sexapedia (may not be a real word). Not every country is in here, but a good chunk of touristy places is. So I thought it may be helpful for giggitty (is a real word, see Quagmire) oriented travellers with plans of visiting a country if a local from that area was kind enough to have already put together a sex travel brochure. I mean who knows a place better than someone who lives there.

 

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND

 

It’s probably no secret but the Scots like their drink, not just the men, the women too. So don’t worry if your not the prettiest girl or the most handsome guy, by the end of the night there is a good chance you will be.

 

The best spots to pull (hook up), really depends on your age. If your are still lucky enough to get ID’D then the best place to go by far is called the Grassmarket, located just left of that big Castle thingy we have. There’s plenty of choices of bars and pubs in the area but they all seem to share a common theme, young college & university students. Also at the top of the market is where the strip clubs can be found. There are three of them and are known as the Pubic Triangle because they are located in a triangular shape across from each other. Any day of the week is a good day to visit the market but on the weekends it’s absolutely heaving!!

 

For those of you who are a lil older or have had too many birthdays like myself, I would recommend a night out on Rose Street. It is chock-a-block with pubs and although it actually does have every age under the sun shuffling between them, Rose Street has more of a mature feel to it and the cougars sharpening their claws in the corners would probably agree with me. The only time I would not advise taking a stroll down it is when Scotland’s playing England in any sporting event. It can get messy convincing them that the best thing to come out of England, is the road to Scotland.

 

Prostitution, brothels, and massage parlours with happy endings regrettably are all illegal in Scotland. This doesn’t mean that those sort of things don’t go on, it just means it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught, and global websites such as Backpage & Craigslist help achieve this. Edinburgh has a constant flow of both female and TG escorts, the only type you won’t find are male escorts. This is because a Scotsman is a gentleman, and would be more than happy to shag your ass off anywhere at anytime for free.

 

One last piece of advice to the males. That cute wee girl with the lovely accent will not hesitate to try and kick fuck out of you if annoyed. All Scots like a bit of a blether, especially when done with wit. So I suggest you use it to keep them on their toes and hopefully distract them long enough to get their knickers off.

 

In closing I hope all your ups and downs in Edinburgh, are on a very soft bed