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Posted 16 December 2017 - 05:33 PM

Edited highlights of a convo in rl

 

His NIbs: Have you been doing anything on the computers in my studio? (Note - he hates anybody going in there let alone using his computers)

Me: No, why (genuine all innocence here. Not that I'm averse to playing pranks on him when he stays in there longer than I think is strictly neccessary)

His Nibs: Take look at this (Showing me a picture of a tarty looking girl in decidedly dodgey underwear embedded in a website for keyboard players)

Me: .................................. (dissolves in to giggles)

His Nibs: So you have? You know that I need all this for work!

Me: You mean you need pictures of tarty women for work?

His Nibs: What if ............... (pauses here realising there's a potential elephant trap appearing in front of him)

Me: OMG you total pillock, you know I wouldn't but it is funny. I hope you're not buying me one of those for Christmas.

His Nibs: Why not?

Me ................... gives evil glare 'cos it's the sort of thing his ex would have worn, prolly still does for all I would know

 

 

 


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Posted 16 December 2017 - 11:20 PM

How dare you impugn the integrity of all men simply because you chose to marry a pillock!!

I was going to call you a "female chauvinist sow," but didn't want to cross the border between teasing and trolling without a passport.

 

Seriously, though, you think men are bad? Marry a woman; you'll soon understand what "equality of the sexes" really means. :P 


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 01:18 AM

Umm.. Super cool story?


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 01:50 AM

hold on, need to google pillock


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 06:21 AM

Seriously, though, you think men are bad? Marry a woman; you'll soon understand what "equality of the sexes" really means. :P

 

I * DID * marry a woman, I have never been happier (and orgasm drained) :P



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 09:01 AM

Lmao, ace replies. With benefit if hindsight I think I might have been a bit cryptic.

Advice to men - If you want to buy your wife of girlfriend underwear for Christmas, don’t, yeah. Find something else. The consequences of getting it right are as awful as getting it wrong, especially seeing as most men can’t buy clothes for themselves unaided.

Do I need explain how much of a pillock somebody who doesn’t know what pollock is?

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Posted 17 December 2017 - 09:06 AM

Grrrrr, predictive text!!!!

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Posted 17 December 2017 - 09:25 AM

Such a cheeky sod...  :P



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 11:43 AM

Do I need explain how much of a pillock somebody who doesn’t know what pollock is?

 

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Posted 17 December 2017 - 12:30 PM

/me makes mental note to not to do forum posts on either her iPad or phone

 

It's all pollacks anyway, or is it bollocks. OMG didn't Sainsbury's once try to call Pollack something like Colin (pronounced like General Colin Powell apparrently).



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 03:23 PM

Well C, don't say you weren't warned when he suggested white suits!



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 04:30 PM

Do I need explain how much of a pillock somebody who doesn’t know what pollock is?


We have enough slang here, dont need to know british slang also , you wanker

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Posted 17 December 2017 - 04:43 PM

High culture, Rob. I assure you.

 

/me flounders around for another fish reference


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 08:46 PM



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 10:14 PM

tis bollocks.   ;)

 

14th Century (as 'ballocks') English term which has grown numerous useful applications within today's language: 1. Term of exasperation, often at having made a mistake. 2. As a plural noun, the bollocksare the testicles. 3. Exaggerated truth or blatant lies. 4. Unfathomable rubbish; corporate management speak, e.g. ...



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Posted 17 December 2017 - 10:19 PM

/me flounders around for another fish reference

 

Which you do just for the halibut, I'm sure. 



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Posted 18 December 2017 - 06:12 AM

Probably doesn't give a carp... :P



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Posted 18 December 2017 - 09:34 AM

No point in skate-ing round the issue, at least this one has brought a ray of sunshine into a winter Monday morning

 

/me waves to Desi


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Posted 27 December 2017 - 04:28 AM

.../me trouts way..



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Posted 08 February 2018 - 10:24 AM

I thought I'd pop this in here necause it is, sort of, on topic. A nice little story anyway. It comes out of something I said to a friend, completely without thinking, about blokes getting 'blokey boring' when they have a common interest.

 

My husband is a professional musican rl, my Dad a gifted amateur. With Dad being ill he's had to give up his music until he gets stronger, which pisses him off terribley - men of his generation and that. A few days after his chemo Dad always has a few really bad days when he can't really do much, so my husband and I do what we can to give my Step-Mum a break and to stop Dad trying to do stuff that is too much for him.

 

Today my husband has gone over to spend time with Dad. They get on really well and love each other's company so I visualise them listenning to music, swapping stories, musical ideas and stuff. Maybe going on and on until my Step-Mum gets home and turfs my husband out to come home. Hence 'blokey boring'.




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