Erikaspencer Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRob Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Excuse me, I'm sure I recognize you. Have we met before?Oh hang on, I remember now...it was in my dreams. Whiplash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Hi, wanna go out for some pizza and then sex? No?, you don't like pizza? Rickett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickett Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 "you remind me of my pinky toe because I know I'm eventually gonna bang you on the table." Whiplash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together." "Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?" "Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!" "Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty." Venom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 "wanna see something bigger than life ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bed Rock." Rickett and Bran 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickett Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 My old roommate actually used this one once. He got slapped, and almost got in a fight with the chick's boyfriend... "know why you should come home with me? Cuz these ears make great handles and I can dent wood with my tongue. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Are you a pirate? Coz I sure want some of that booty! Do you have a map? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz your the only ten I see! If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous Do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you. When God made you he was showing off! If girls were a booger, I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justa Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 This always happening to me!!!!!!!!!!always need to say it's nice of you if you look once in my eyes instead of tits all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lexii Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine? (and yes it worked as we were together for about 6 months back when i was 19) Rickett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Just heard that (well actually Lisa did) : "Your dancing makes the Mercedes in my garage grow" 0.o LisaTheFrenchie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 "Nice dress! It will look great on my floor" "Don't be selfish, you will have that body for the rest of your life, I only want it for one night" "I'm very shy, can't you start this conversation?" "Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Heavy enough to break the ice" "Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, and yes is the answer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 "Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonLant Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Bran 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonLant Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dande Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 My all time favorite form Jimmy Carr: Let's not turn this rape into a murder. Whiplash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonLant Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanPenny Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 „Would you mind if i call you googlebecause you have everything that i'm looking for." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonLant Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? KissForYou 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Hey, would you like to be my big toe? I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissForYou Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Heared that once:Is your father an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonLant Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Can I be the wiener in your hotdog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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