Krandom Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 A subject I had quite a laugh to recently are pick up lines! I wanted to know since our game allows lots of flirting, what's your best pick up line (even if you don't use any, even if it makes your face palm, try sharing for laughs! )"Hey girl, is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you the bomb girl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Loki and Polte 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polte Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 ..I bet you twenty dollars you're going to turn me down.. *cheesy grin* Hey, will you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.. I'm going outside to make out.. care to join me? ^.^ Bran and Loki 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 oh dear oh dear .... " u been a naughty boy, now go to my room " " If u and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in ur hole? " " I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69? " " Nice legs…what time do they open? " Or my favorite ... " wanna fuck? " Polte, Bran, DariusW and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 You people are so down to earth.Let's put some poetry back in that mess. "You're so cute i'm sure your parents stole all stars in the sky to put them into your eyes... Wanna fuck ?" (For more lame pick up lines, dial 88069 ($9.5/min) Siin, Bran and Loki 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have – mine. Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes. My name is Loki... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Bran, Polte, Siin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkie Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 you shut your mouth loki!!! you've never had a twinkie~at least not this one. Bran, Polte and Loki 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet! All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet. Were you born on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock! I love every bone in your body - especially mine Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? McNick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Do u eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because u look magically delicious. Why do u have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't u take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for u. I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make ur bed rock. I lost my rubber duckie. Would u bathe with me instead? I tried to find the perfect line to make u mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and ur hand in mine, and the words, will u be mine? Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop,drop, and roll. Have u got any room for an extra tongue in ur mouth? Don't stick out ur tongue unless u intend to use it. I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with u? DariusW, Bran and McNick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrissyEdenflower Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Not sure if this counts but I heard this one recently, "Excuse me...are these your eye balls? I found them in my cleavage." Shanti, McNick, Shawn and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackValentine Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Hi Shanti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShirleyE Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 For crying out loud, Jack. How many times do I have to tell you that "hi" is not a pick up line. Sheesh. Oh, and please do pass on this knowledge to your male friends. lmao Shanti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackValentine Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Ok sry master..... i should complete the sentence. "Hi, how are you?" Shanti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattttt Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart? Shanti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanti Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Lol one tried this on me, two days ago : "Shanti, can I smell your pantie ?" DariusW and Shawn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Stoner Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Lol one tried this on me, two days ago : "Shanti, can I smell your pantie ?" Maybe you should tell Jack that he doesn't need pick up lines to get your attention anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petite Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 this one worked on me (my husband used it the first time we met ) If i followed you home, would you keep me? DariusW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petite Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 you shut your mouth loki!!! you've never had a twinkie~at least not this one.ive had a twinkie *giggle* sowwy for double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit. Excuse me, can you give me directions... to your place ? Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something.(Hand her your phone number) "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" pull your pockets inside out "Would you like to?" That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Some people think I'm fat but its actually my cock wrapped around me. Hey Babe, there's a party in my pants and you're invited! Hey baby you are so bright I'd like to wear you like a pair of sunglasses Girl...are you a private eye? Because I saw you checking out my package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Hey baby, what has 142 Teeth and keeps back the Incredible Hulk ?? (Answer - The guys zipper) Wanna see ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyZA Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Wow you have such nice hair !! Wanna fuck ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiplash Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 This line didn't work, but I still remember it. It would have helped if he wasn't really sweaty when he said it... Do you like apples?SureHow about I take you home with me and fuck the shit out of you? How do you like them apples? Also, if a guy wants to buy you a drink and you're not interested, I like to say "I don't want to hurt the baby." It helps if you're already drunk when you say it. Loki 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I'm hungry. And it just so happens i like to get naked before i eat. Whiplash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FranckMaster Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Stay yourself! Hey... My name is Mister X. Can I offer you a drink? *And you put drug on it when she doesn't look at you*It's a joke... --'' To people who's never laught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickett Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "you wanna go camping and have some sex?" "no? What, you don't like camping? " Whiplash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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