JustSomeGirl Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I complain I didn't know any better at 14, with a massively strict religious upbringing, I would have never even known about sex until I was married to some asshole male, if it hadn't been for sex ed and a banana..The most plaguing question is "Why not a cucumber? is a banana a more accurate representation of every mans dream. Why not just use a more life-like dildo, the sex ed class was segregated so no males would have been offended. Why a banana?" ChiK73 and chloe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaostika Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 ChiK73 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYUSS Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureol Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I would like to complain about the previous posters blatant misuse of bananas, I can only hope that the respective bananas permission was gained before hand. My complaint is that my very first post - ever - should be to complain about banana misuse. Poledra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovers Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Mmmm ... I would like to complain about a thread that ostrisizes people like me that don't ever complain chloe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiK73 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 And why in the world would you hate on Ostriches, Sputnik?????? I would also like to lodge a complaint about the lack of restrooms in public and user rooms, am I just supposed to pee on the floor???? chloe, JessicaX and Lovers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 You have done it before Karla...remember? chloe and ChiK73 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WylieCoyote Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I'd like to complain that Karla wants to pee on the floor like some kind of barbarian instead of in the hot tub where civilized people go. Furthermore I'd like to complain that sin's music is only strip club appropriate like 30% of the time and even then its the same crap again and again. Get some new material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovers Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 And why in the world would you hate on Ostriches, Sputnik?????? I would also like to lodge a complaint about the lack of restrooms in public and user rooms, am I just supposed to pee on the floor???? Although I said ostrisizes ... I do in fact hate ostriches Ostriches pee on the floor amd when you complain they just hide their heads in the floor/sand ChiK73 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 Although I said ostrisizes ... I do in fact hate ostriches Ostriches pee on the floor amd when you complain they just hide their heads in the floor/sand I have to complain that ostriches are the biggest living birds on this planet and will never hide their heads in the sand. It is a myth! The truth is that ostriches swallow sand and pebbles to help grind up food in their stomachs. Lovers, JessicaX and ChiK73 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I complain about people always giving the bird.... nn||nn ChiK73 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaX Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I complain about people always giving the bird.... nn||nnI complain that my middle finger isn't noticeably larger than the rest of my fingers so I can flip an epic bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 I complain that my middle finger isn't noticeably larger than the rest of my fingers so I can flip an epic bird. I have to complain that "giving the bird" distraught me... I will now dream of THAT bird... JessicaX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 "Bird, Bird, Bird, The Bird is the WORD!" ..... "Gas,Grass or Ass! No one rides for free" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OXVPgu6urw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaX Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I have to complain that "giving the bird" distraught me... I will now dream of THAT bird... I want to complain about the fact that we can't always control our dreams chloe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WylieCoyote Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'd like to complain about Chloe changing the rules about needing to make two complaints right before I wanted to make a post complaining that no one follows that rule. chloe and ChiK73 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaX Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'd like to complain about Chloe changing the rules about needing to make two complaints right before I wanted to make a post complaining that no one follows that rule. Yea we seemed to be miserable at following the initial rules. Complaint: I hate that all the best tasting food is also the most unhealthy. chloe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I complain that the Woman vs Men 2.0 thread was deleted... ChiK73 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 I have to complain that all are complaining about the deletion of the Men vs Women 1 / 2 thread... I mean we did always won so why continue to play it? Further I like to complain about SUVs... we are on the verge of a climatic catastrophe and all the people can think of is buying bigger cars. Aliviax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 "They with the most toys wins" AllisonStarlove 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaX Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I have to complain that all are complaining about the deletion of the Men vs Women 1 / 2 thread... I mean we did always won so why continue to play it? Further I like to complain about SUVs... we are on the verge of a climatic catastrophe and all the people can think of is buying bigger cars. Funny thing I notice here in the states... Ofc this isn't absolute... but generally, it seems single men like to buy SUVs but married men with 4 kids buy pickup trucks chloe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonStarlove Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I complain my finance doesn't want to marry me till next year!!! I want her NOW!!... WylieCoyote and chloe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeGirl Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I complain my finance doesn't want to marry me till next year!!! I want her NOW!!... Your so sweet!!! You have all of me now any time you want.. I would marry you tomorrow..but we discussed this I will make you forget all about it tonight..try to be patient. We don't need to discuss it here edit: Wait a second (I know you. this is you with your strange sense of humour trying to shock me, your SO naughty) chloe and WylieCoyote 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiK73 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Bans, I mean complains about Just discussing that FOUR LETTER WORD marriage!!!! Been there done that no more for me please.... Thirdly, I need to complain that people in small cars manage to park over the lines more than the SUV's do.... chloe and JessicaX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Bans, I mean complains about Just discussing that FOUR LETTER WORD marriage!!!! Been there done that no more for me please.... Thirdly, I need to complain that people in small cars manage to park over the lines more than the SUV's do.... I have to complain that Chik as a debunked SUV driver should not complain about imaginary drivers of small cars parking over the lines ChiK73 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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