After close to 3.5 years at 3dx, I decided to do a diary…
Some random thoughts
There is no notable difference in water temperature near the iceberg, even though I find it necessary to remove my clothing to swim to it, knowing that I will wind up putting my clothes back on when I get there. Probably the cool factor coming into play, shrugs.
I am running out of color options to make my t-shirt look impressive.
Run mode for guys is NEVER cool.
The number 5 dance is great for Michael Jackson tunes.
The number 11 dance is great for waiving in aircraft especially when you wear yellow lit bracelets.
I can click on a toon and determine who the bald naked woman is in less the .034 seconds.
Never understood the practicality of the men’s harness other than it would be great for lifting you out of the ocean if you happen to be torpedoed.
How can you have electric guitars at the Saloon with no notable power source, this is not Gilligan’s Island folks … pfft
I love the way your head contorts when you spawn in someone, like you are a cast member being converted by Mr. Smith in the Matrix 2… cool
When you go to a sex party and its typically 123 guys, 2 women and a DJ with fishnet stockings, what’s up with that?
I have yet to go into Fresco and have a seizure due to the lighting … bonus…
I love F5ing my camera into my own skull and watching my teeth move up and down, quite erotic, you should try it.
Still have the fantasy of walking into the NC and seeing about 30 peeps doing riverdance, how awesome would that be?
Hands down Betty needs more fashion sense, bikini top and daisy dukes, seriously? The 1980’s called they want their clothes back.
I think we should earn XP and level up when we have a particularly great session of sex. Perhaps get a golden elf cock and massive healing powers awarded. Think bout that one for awhile woot...
I have become proficient in one handed typing, although I can never spell “mmmm” right at that critical moment.
I still think the drones over Love Island are there, just more stealthy, aliens probably.
Sex at the beach? Ever had beach sand in your crack? Let’s get real people.
Wonders what women’s feet would look like in RL if they walked around on their tippy toes full time, prolly look like a hobbit, yummy.
And when life gets way too serious, it time to safety dance..
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That’s all I have, diary closed.