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#1 Colloquy

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 02:54 PM

THIS IS A GAME.

 

Goes like this. I'll start the thread with a witty comment. Someone will respond with a witty comeback. So and so forth but you have to outwit the last person who responded. DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A SOAP OPERA. I'll start..

 

 

It's a game, that's why I been playing you like a deck of cards for 10 months



#2 Cordelia

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 05:52 PM

Thank god, cards! I was afraid you thought it was chess and were going to try to mate me.



#3 Colloquy

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 06:41 PM

Oh you thought we was mammals like that, me trying to mate you?

Oh you think it's a " game " like I'm the type to want to play you?

Then you thought it was " chess " but I don't see breasts on your table..

Don't thank God for something He didn't condone like the death of Abel..



#4 Colloquy

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 06:43 PM

Thank god, cards! I was afraid you thought it was chess and were going to try to mate me.

 

Oh you thought we was mammals like that, me trying to mate you?

Oh you think it's a " game " like I'm the type to want to play you?

Then you thought it was " chess " but I don't see breasts on your table..

Don't thank God for something He didn't condone like the death of Abel..



#5 RobT

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 06:14 AM

Thats not witty. Sounds like some weak rap made up by some white kid in the suburbs

#6 Colloquy

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 06:46 AM

Thats not witty. Sounds like some weak rap made up by some white kid in the suburbs

 

How ironic, you happen to be a white kid from the suburbs of Michigan.



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Posted 20 August 2017 - 07:01 AM

Why yes i am white and educated. I am rather proud of both

#8 Colloquy

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 10:16 AM

Yes, you are so proud that you don't see how silly it is to have troll dolls as your signature.



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Posted 20 August 2017 - 10:22 AM

Could be worse, i could have a cat with a kevlar Helmut on its head
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#10 sputnik

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 10:27 AM

Could be worse, i could have a cat with a kevlar Helmut on its head

 

Laughing out loud ... thats all I have to say :)



#11 Colloquy

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 06:17 PM

Laughing out loud ... thats all I have to say :)

 

Hence, the depletion of man kind. All most humans can do/say is LOL on technology.



#12 sputnik

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 06:38 PM

Hence, the depletion of man kind. All most humans can do/say is LOL on technology.

 

Eh?  *scratches head*



#13 Colloquy

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 07:47 PM

Eh?  *scratches head*

 

Oh, now you prove to be on the same level as a monkey. Brilliant.



#14 sputnik

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 08:06 PM

Oh, now you prove to be on the same level as a monkey. Brilliant.

 

Wow thanks ... a big upgrade from a pussy with a hat on :)


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#15 Colloquy

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 02:16 AM

Wow thanks ... a big upgrade from a pussy with a hat on :)

 

It's called safe sex. Not trying to get burned with the sputnik..I heard the anus bleeds every time you do the number 2 if you catch it.



#16 sputnik

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 02:27 AM

Back to eh? ... and don't talk to me in game .... I don't pay for the forum I do for the game  <_<



#17 Colloquy

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 07:46 AM

Back to eh? ... and don't talk to me in game .... I don't pay for the forum I do for the game  <_<

 

Then I guess you're free to be ignored on the Forums and Game then.



#18 Colloquy

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 07:47 AM

Back to eh? ... and don't talk to me in game .... I don't pay for the forum I do for the game  <_<

 

Oh, I see. You only want to be a pain in my ass so long as you don't have to pay for it. But, I can't talk to you in game cause you actually pay to be a bitch.



#19 sputnik

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 09:20 AM

Oh, I see. You only want to be a pain in my ass so long as you don't have to pay for it. But, I can't talk to you in game cause you actually pay to be a bitch.

 

 But, I can't talk to you in game cause you actually pay to be a bitch.

 

 

No I don't want to  talk to you or anyone else in game that it so self absorbed they get in your face when I am spending quality time with someone else .... :(



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Posted 21 August 2017 - 09:29 AM

Then I guess you're free to be ignored on the Forums and Game then.

 

 

Try reading back ... I wrote in Reply to RobT .... I responsed after you butted in because I laughed at his comment .... If it upsets you that RobT is actually funny and you are not feel free to ignore me ... I promise you I won't lose any sleep  ;)


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