Ship Wrecked on 1.0 Island - Day 4: Last remaining survivors resort to humping trees to keep warm

[Matrix]

Day 1: Ship Wrecked on 1.0 Island and on the lookout for 2.0 Beta Cannibals

 

Been busy today collecting driftwood along the beach when I happened to find a hula hoop that washed up on shore thinking what I can do to put this into good use.

 

My supplies are running low; strange noises can be heard from some of the bushes on the beach. I don’t know what kind of animals make those grunting sounds so I'm reluctant to getting too close to investigate.

 

Eating berries soon gets boring so I continue to search hard for food all day because one of the last survivors said before he passed away... I had lovely coconuts; but, I can’t seam find them. O_O

 

Skies are blue and the ocean is calm. Most times it's peaceful except for when I have to fend off the local 2.0 Beta cannibals that come sniffing thinking I'm their lunch.

 

God I hope someone does rescue me, yet I do love the peace and tranquility 1.0 offers.

 

The life and times of my friend Jody.  She is perfectly incomplete.

 

 

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[Guest Fuwakumi]

Have you found those lovely coconuts yet?

 

Or to be continued?

[Demi]

I am glad she found the Hula Hoop I sent her via Drone....Thank goodness!! I was getting worried.

[Guest Fuwakumi]

I am glad she found the Hula Hoop I sent her via Drone....Thank goodness!! I was getting worried.

Damn, didn't know drones can travel thousands of miles now. o.o

 

If so, I want a drone to bring me a box of vibrators and a see-through lingerie all the way from the Red Light District Amsterdam! XD

[robo]

OH bro, sorry to hear about your Predicament, I actually was just on a sweet booze cruise through the old 1.0 and we sorta went a little Ballistic, going nuts, devouring the remaining Cocoanuts, and partying our assess off..lol.then leaving, full of Cocoanuts and crazy anything you can mix drinks with Cocoanuts juice, Damm to bad we missed ya..you sure would have been happy, now I feel bad for ya..Hope you get rescued soon, and not become caviar for those damn 2.0 Cannibals.lol.So good luck and keep up the fight.. maybe you may make it till the next booze cruise through 1.0..

[Matrix]

Day 2: Ship Wrecked on Island 1.0 and having a Rough night running from someone wanting their Monkey Powdered

 

Looking into the horizon while walking along the 2.0 Beta beach I happened to find a bottle washed up on sore with a message inside.  Its from my friend Jody describing her 2nd day ship wrecked in 1.0, WOW!

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Met some guy that was washed up on the beach exhausted and close to deaths door. He seemed happy to see me and even offered a speared fish for supper, How Sweet!  Having previously had my berries with a bottle of abandoned 3DX beer, I politely declined.

 

It was getting late so I told him it was time for me to head up to my cave before darkness. He offered to come, warning me of potential 2.0 pirate raids. Ummm...I hadn't thought of that!

While walking up to the cave I spied what I think was his Cutlass and heard little sounds like "Arrrr" with some mutterings about powdering his monkey O_O.

This made me super suspicious so while he was building the fire I slipped out the back passage way with my booty intact!

Slept in a banana tree all night - which by-the-way has its advantages (even ship wrecked, a girl has needs). I awoke to a beautiful bird song and drank greedily, wonderful coconut water sent earlier with a message in a bottle from a caring friend.

I was happy I had survived another day!

[Demi]

Damn, didn't know drones can travel thousands of miles now. o.o

 

If so, I want a drone to bring me a box of vibrators and a see-through lingerie all the way from the Red Light District Amsterdam! XD

 

Unfortunately, there was no dock for my ship, so I had to get the hula hoop to my friend while anchored out in the sea. What's important is that she received it. 

Aww sorry Fuwakumi you are missing part of the story.

[Matrix]

Day 3: Ship Wrecked on 1.0 Island but things are getting perky from making balloons from condoms!

 

Lying on the beach in 2.0 letting the gentle surf roll up my body while my skin soaks up the sun.

I open my eyes and happen to note a balloon gently descend to the sand next to me. Attached is a note from my friend Jody. Wow, her again.

Poor girl, the balloon wasn’t a balloon at all. It was a condom. Just like the condoms often found at that old seedy bar called the Sin Club. God I hope she washed her mouth. Desperate measures for desperate times I guess.

The note read….
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Invigorating waterfall shower today in the intense heat got things perky again.

The scent of tropical flowers and dark shades of amber heavy in the air reminding me of more luxurious times, snuggled up in silk sheets, eating chocolate and strawberries while watching the latest Minions movie.  LOL!

I finally found a use for the hula hoop!  I made a skirt by attaching long blades of grass and supported it with the remains of my bikini top. It is functional and gives me protection from the sun, the small problem of looking like Baloo from jungle book can be overlooked by the fact that I now have the bare necessities of life    

Got tricked today by a guy that said he had some nice juicy plums but when I got there it was just a handful of dried up shriveled prunes O_O

I again declined his kind offer and went off in search of more exotic fruit.  It seems that not everyone here knows their fruit types because carrying a kumquat earlier I was stopped by a passing scavenger who told me I had a nice pear O_O

[Matrix]

Day 4: Ship Wrecked on 1.0 Island while last remaining survivors resort to humping trees to keep warm

 

Asked Demi to drop by with her 38 foot sail boat so we can search for Jody together. The reef around 1.0 Island prevented us from approaching the shore line so we looked from a distance while circling the Island several times hoping to find her.  A hurricane was coming so we couldn’t stay long.  We used the boats rubber dingy and filled it with supplies and a hand held radio - casted it adrift knowing it would make its way to the beach hoping Jody finds it.  On our way back we herd Jody’s voice on the boat radio. The storm was fast approaching so we could only talk for a few minutes before going out of range....
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It wasn't so warm this morning and a short walk along the beach revealed a nice big fire but there was a rather odd man next to it.

He called to me and said to come over and be hot with him, I just stared watching.

"well, are you coming” he shouted; “Noooo”, I said, “I am just breathing heavy” O_O

He wasn't dressed very well and asked if I had something to make him look sexy, like OMG!!

I gave him the last of the beer I had    

Going to try and climb up the hills today and see if I can find anything useful.

The clubs are all derelict and supplies are getting hard to find.

The last remaining people are looking a bit weak and desperate.  Some are even starting to hug trees, at least I think that's what they were doing O_O

[Demi]

I'm ready to try some of this punch she made. Hopefully she has enough left when she is rescued.