Kacey Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Since I have joined this place a while ago I have met some great people and some, well not so great. I have had many things said to me good and the down right weird! Just wanted to know about the rest of you out there. What are some of the weirdest question or thing said to you since joining 3dx? mysterico 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I am dancing with Fey. Stranger approaches. Stranger: "Hi"Freya: "hello!"Stranger: "What are you doing?"Freya's mind: "wtf you think I am doing?"Freya: "umm dancing?"Stranger:"cool" *stranger cold invites Freya after a minute past of the the weird conversation.**Freya kisses her love and asks for a minute from her then chainsaws the stranger* And you people ask me why I pack a chainsaw... Love ya all. Kacey, Playme, Erdrick and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kito Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 " Are you real ? " Playme, Freya and JamesJames 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suikazura Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 This happened when I first started so a lot of it is a little fuzzy. I'm lucky if I remember what happened yesterday, really need more sleep. Guy starts conversation. Guy: you are very beautifulMe: Thank youGuy: I want to have sex with youMe: did you read my profile?Guy: noMe: maybe you shouldGuy: Oh, so you don't like guys, but I want to have sex with youMe: (trying to stay nice) Sorry, I am not interested in guys here.Guy: But I still want to have sex with you. You should have sex with me, you will like it.Me: (struggling to stay nice) I said I am not interested in having sex with you. There are plenty of other girls around (at beach), ask one of them.Guy: so you won't have sex with me?Me: (about to explode) noGuy: Can I at least get a blow job?Me: (banging head on desk wondering why I attract these assholes) no, but welcome to ignore. Kacey, Freya and Erdrick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 You are patient... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Yeah sometimes they don't get the hint. New Guy: hi beautifulMe: hiNG: how are you today?Me: I'm good thanksNG: Can I buy you a drink?Me: sureNG: here you go. Now come have sex with me Me: no we just started talking.NG: yeah but I didn't cold invite you....Me: just because you said hi and bought me a drink don't mean I will have sex with youNG: Why, I tried being nice so I want to Fuck you now.Me: well that's not working, and it is not going to happen EVERNG: ok bye bitch you don't know what you are missing. Grrrrrr Lol Tanyatranny, mysterico and Erdrick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 This one is chainsaw worthy. Hint to all people: Stimulate my mind before trying desperately to stimulate my body...I am sure this applies for the most of the people here. Kacey, Camden, Erdrick and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Yes Freya I agree 100% I say it in my profile that I am very selective. That does not mean I going to have sex with them as soon as we meet! Maybe I could borrow your chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freya Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 No one touches my chainsaw but I will gladly do some cleaning for you :3 all you need is ask!!! Tips are appreciated in the form of affection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sollyz Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Pretty much every chick that tries to get in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysterico Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Situtaion : Me speaking with 2 friends at love island near fire, stranger girl comes in front of me (naked of course) and starts talking Stranger : speak spanish ?Me : Hello first ! and no sorryStranger : google translate para hablar Me : little complicated (un poco complicado) (i do a translate for she understands)Stranger --> Cold invites (6 times)Stranger : google translateStranger : google translateStranger : google translateMe : sorry, hope you will find some spanishs here (espero que conozcas españoles aquí) (keep my calm and try to be friendly)Stranger : hijo de putaStranger : cabronMe : Well done ! you'll be the first in my blacklist (no translate fuck !! )Me : Bye Bye and buenas tardes ! OpalShadow, Stewie and Tanyatranny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Stoner Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 My favorite NOT (which Vixen gets asked much more than Sage, even though he gets asked, too) is: Are you really sixty? Probably not the smartest opening line I've ever heard, but at least they get credit for having read my profile. Actually, what annoys me more than these not-so-clever questions are people who invade my personal space, stare mutely for a little while, and then either cold invite or poof. But seriously, folks (not that the ones who need to read this ever do), please recognize that there are some people that you have a chance with and some that you have absolutely zero chance with. And that "Hi, how are you today, [person's name]?" is about all you really need to say to start a conversation with the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanyatranny Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 - "Do you want to Skype/send me pictures/phone me". HAHAHAHA. . . . . No. Freya and JamesJames 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris87_au Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Stranger: your music is making me hotMe: I'm glad you're enjoying the musicStranger: I want to suck you off under the tableMe: (politely) No thank you I have my beautiful girlfriend here with me Stranger: she can play with herself while she watchesMe: no thanksStranger: yeah but dj's always get sucked off under the table and I want to fuck you right nowMe: not interested hunStranger: mmm let me come up there*poof ignore* Always when I DJ... Lol JamesJames and OpalShadow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesJames Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Guy: heyMe: Hey, you! Guy: i wanna suck ur dickMe: Hey, whoa! Slow down, at least buy me a drink first!Guy: heres a drinkGuy: now lemme suck ur dick*rolleyes* Freya, Tanyatranny and RodolfoValentino 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodolfoValentino Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Ok ok here i come Stranger: hey wanna fuck me pinky?Me: hell yeah!Me: mmmhhh ahhhhh oooohhh god yeeessssMe: im done, that was amazing!Me: wanna fuck again? But she didn't :-) lol Stewie and mysterico 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brun Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I sit at Sin a lot while I'm in a ton of msgs, working, or otherwise tabbed out. You'd be surprised at the amount of people who don't read profiles. I had it clearly stated for awhile if I was at a table in Sin I was probably not around all that much. Sooo many one sided conversations with men taking offense because I wouldn't reply. Dude: HeyDude: HiDude: You look lonelyDude: Are you bored?Dude: Why not talk to me?Dude: hiDude: So ignoring me?Dude: Are you here?Dude: FineDude: Bye Stewie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milerna Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 this has happened to me just a moment ago. He: heyHe: welcomeMe: hiHe: how are youMe: im fine thxHe: you want swim?::invite::Me: oh no thxHe: sex?He: long and hard sex?Me: no thx. but thanks for the offer::and ignor:: Stewie and RobbertM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomS Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 weirdest question i have gotten on here is this (someone else knows this cause he got the same question) Girl: Want to rape a 15 year old girl? shit you not that is the question word for wordi throw up a bit and ran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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