But I'm a vegetarian

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#41
Guest_Twiggy_*
Posted 24 January 2017 - 07:45 PM
#42
Posted 25 January 2017 - 01:46 PM
But I'm a vegetarian
3DX sheep are fed on a strict vegan diet....
#43
Posted 25 January 2017 - 01:56 PM
The missing keys provoked an onslaught of my OCD and I did wonder if the last person to play this only had a left foot...
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#44
Guest_Twiggy_*
Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:43 PM
Hmm, that's the exact pattern I have seen on a certain guys teeth in here, bit suspicious
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#45
Posted 27 January 2017 - 04:10 PM
Hijack your diary Any
Today I realized that my iggy list dropped behind my friend list,
so I decided to lean against a wall in Sin to wait for the next cold...
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#46
Posted 27 January 2017 - 04:34 PM
Hijack your diary Any
Today I realized that my iggy list dropped behind my friend list,
so I decided to lean against a wall in Sin to wait for the next cold...
damn i missed it, im always late
#47
Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:07 PM
Hijack your diary Any
Today I realized that my iggy list dropped behind my friend list,
so I decided to lean against a wall in Sin to wait for the next cold...
What's your hourly rate, Leo?
#48
Guest_Twiggy_*
Posted 28 January 2017 - 11:31 PM
Feeling guilty for releasing the lambs
Twiggy thought to make amends
She searched and searched and she did find
The lambs are with the hens
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#49
Guest_Mulan_*
Posted 29 January 2017 - 11:48 AM
The missing keys provoked an onslaught of my OCD and I did wonder if the last person to play this only had a left foot...
Well technically it is just missing veneer which adds to the rusticness intended for a saloon. The keys good chap, are entirely functional albeit not in tune.
*Strokes her imaginary beard and goes about her day*
P.s. Awesome diary. I come here for my daily chuckle.
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#50
Posted 29 January 2017 - 01:10 PM
Well technically it is just missing veneer which adds to the rusticness intended for a saloon. The keys good chap, are entirely functional albeit not in tune.
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*Strokes her imaginary beard and goes about her day*
P.s. Awesome diary. I come here for my daily chuckle.
The cost of fitting replacement keys* was well worth it, considering the sleep I'd lost over them...
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#51
Posted 29 January 2017 - 01:10 PM
*Veneers...
#52
Posted 29 January 2017 - 01:23 PM
The cost of fitting replacement keys* was well worth it, considering the sleep I'd lost over them...
LMAO

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#53
Guest_Twiggy_*
Posted 30 January 2017 - 02:58 AM
The cost of fitting replacement keys* was well worth it, considering the sleep I'd lost over them...
I expect to be listening to a piano man in the saloon next time I go there, otherwise budget blown for nothing.
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#54
Posted 31 January 2017 - 11:52 PM
I tried to calm myself, but having somehow stepped back 200 years into the snowy wild west at Christmas time I started to panic after spotting a girl... from the future.... in a short dress and heading toward the bar which had all its doors and windows open despite the inclement weather...
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#55
Posted 31 January 2017 - 11:54 PM
I tried to go look but someone had left superglue on the swing doors. It might have been the girl...
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#56
Guest_Twiggy_*
Posted 01 February 2017 - 03:53 AM
/me hides behind the piano and tries to ditch the evidence, but it is stuck tight to my fingers.
Pries the glue from my fingers by putting the tube under my foot and pulling hard.
Oh dam, now my shoe is stuck to the floor.
Jumps out of my shoe, leaving it behind the piano and runs on one shoe upstairs to hide.
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#57
Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:02 AM
Best photo diary/user diary/whatever ever.
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#58
Posted 02 February 2017 - 05:39 PM
Went to the beach to listen to my 'How to talk to girls' self-help audio book...
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#59
Posted 02 February 2017 - 05:40 PM
I couldn't wait to try out what I learned...
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#60
Posted 02 February 2017 - 05:56 PM
I couldn't wait to try out what I learned...
Hilarious!
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