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#201 AnyNameWillDo

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:38 AM

And even one of these....

 

 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:41 AM

But what you're saying is get both of these?

 

 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:44 AM

See? The sun still shines outta my butt despite missing my first stripper shift. Sorry, bosses :P

 

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You know your next job is this Saturday. You know that you have to please your bosses now :)


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:02 AM

Some men have these

 

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Does it come with batteries



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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:13 AM

Does it come with batteries

 

 

Always the first bloody question, huh? No it doesn't, I think it relies on a snug fit....


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:18 AM

Its for hands free shopping.... Its a plug to store coins up the ass ^^ no batteries are needed LOL


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:20 AM

Its for hands free shopping.... Its a plug to store coins up the ass ^^ no batteries are needed LOL

 

New meaning to the phrase 'taking a pound in the ass' LOL


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:20 AM

Always the first bloody question, huh? No it doesn't, I think it relies on a snug fit....

 

Oh well, maybe the coins rattle while you walk


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:54 AM

Oh well, maybe the coins rattle while you walk

Yeah and bus drivers look at me funny when I drop my trousers to pay for the ticket....


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Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:57 AM

'£4.50p, return? .. keep the change'

 

 

 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:05 PM

I will definitely be telling bus drivers to keep the change from now on


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Posted 20 June 2017 - 08:15 AM

I've been trapped in here so long eventually I will be thin enough to escape through the window but a door would have been nice....

 

 

 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:23 AM

I can tell you I climbed through the window in mine, and there is nothing outside.

And I do mean nothing, just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.


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Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:38 AM

I can tell you I climbed through the window in mine, and there is nothing outside.

And I do mean nothing, just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.

 

OMG sounds like we are all trapped in the Matrix...

 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:48 AM

just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.

 

 

Like my brain in the morning...



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Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:19 AM

Sorry boss, but my wife's cooking is too good...

 

 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:25 AM

Sorry boss, but my wife's cooking is too good...

 

 

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 


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Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:29 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

 

 

She likes my love handles..... LOL


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Posted 21 June 2017 - 06:41 PM

My bosses are cruel....

 

 

 

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Posted 21 June 2017 - 07:24 PM

My bosses are cruel....
 
 
 
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You look like a hunger bone we would say in Germany. Here is some popcorn I could rescue from the troll thread :)
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