And even one of these....
Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:38 AM
And even one of these....
Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:41 AM
But what you're saying is get both of these?
Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:44 AM
See? The sun still shines outta my butt despite missing my first stripper shift. Sorry, bosses
You know your next job is this Saturday. You know that you have to please your bosses now
Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:02 AM
Some men have these
Does it come with batteries
Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:13 AM
Does it come with batteries
Always the first bloody question, huh? No it doesn't, I think it relies on a snug fit....
Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:18 AM
Its for hands free shopping.... Its a plug to store coins up the ass ^^ no batteries are needed LOL
Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:20 AM
Its for hands free shopping.... Its a plug to store coins up the ass ^^ no batteries are needed LOL
New meaning to the phrase 'taking a pound in the ass' LOL
Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:20 AM
Always the first bloody question, huh? No it doesn't, I think it relies on a snug fit....
Oh well, maybe the coins rattle while you walk
Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:54 AM
Oh well, maybe the coins rattle while you walk
Yeah and bus drivers look at me funny when I drop my trousers to pay for the ticket....
Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:57 AM
'£4.50p, return? .. keep the change'
Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:05 PM
I will definitely be telling bus drivers to keep the change from now on
Posted 20 June 2017 - 08:15 AM
I've been trapped in here so long eventually I will be thin enough to escape through the window but a door would have been nice....
(This joke is copyrighted to ANWD, 2017)
Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:23 AM
I can tell you I climbed through the window in mine, and there is nothing outside.
And I do mean nothing, just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.
Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:38 AM
I can tell you I climbed through the window in mine, and there is nothing outside.
And I do mean nothing, just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.
OMG sounds like we are all trapped in the Matrix...
Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:48 AM
just a big nothingness, lots of empty space, a void.
Like my brain in the morning...
Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:19 AM
Sorry boss, but my wife's cooking is too good...
Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:25 AM
Sorry boss, but my wife's cooking is too good...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:29 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She likes my love handles..... LOL
Posted 21 June 2017 - 06:41 PM
My bosses are cruel....
Posted 21 June 2017 - 07:24 PM
My bosses are cruel....
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