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Posted 02 December 2018 - 11:29 AM
Posted 02 December 2018 - 11:59 AM
The exception is clothes shopping ……..
He’s made an excuse not to venture in because he thinks it’s going to be a case of “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” so under protest but aching to be by your side, he’s doing the stubborn guy under sufferance thing trying to work out why diagram B above is entirely accurate.
I have the answer as to WHY it is accurate....especially if it is the 'husband' who insists on staying within budget. The woman, knowing that every dollar is being calculated, walks repeatedly and purposefully through the store from one end to the other. When she can tell the man is at just the right point of frustration she turns to him and innocently says "I truly just can't make up my mind between these two dresses/shoes/bag" and he looks at her in complete exhaustion and says "JUST FUCKING BUY THEM BOTH AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" The woman then finds the most direct route to the cashier and in minutes they are out the door both happy and smiling.
Posted 02 December 2018 - 12:13 PM
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