Bran Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Karma is like 69. You get what you give. Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man..! Sex, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high! GermanPenny, PhilipGeo, Polte and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Many continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game. Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. PhilipGeo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration? Adelaide and McNick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?Err...hmm....anyone said demos ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Err...hmm....anyone said demos ? lol well some need a picture to imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikaspencer Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 when your so horny, you cant sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siin Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, u won't get it." Polte and Bran 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reasoner512 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 11/10/2013 at 12:47 PM, Erikaspencer said: when your so horny, you cant sleep I totally agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vaughan_Rarius Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! Celestryal and SusanLouisa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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